Shut the fuck up, transphobe.

I hate it here

It genuinely wouldn't surprise me

Imagine if Sleaford Mods or someone equally annoying sampled some bits of Keith sounding confused and techy, that would be so funny #britishbanter

Get Ramsgate shifted as well ↗️

This is how I felt about Aberbeeg being in Wales, it sounds Scottish. Not sure what we'd take in a town swap though

Some incredibly thin skinned fbpes on here

An M&S email called Preppy is having a "love that" moment

So old that even M&S emails sound like the Zoosha tweet

They should only get it from selling small batch organic mead

What an incredibly normal question!

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I very much doubt the Greens are finding wealthy megadonors on bluesky.com

Made a brisket in the pressure cooker for lunch, hoping it's not a catastrophic error

You do realise that giving money to political parties is voluntary, don't you?

You sound like an incredibly normal and pleasant person, anyone calling you a weird crank is just wrong

I will always repost this meme when I see it 🫡

Let's go, haters 💪💪💪

Fantastic news 🖤

*Extremely Kezia Dugdale voice*
"Adolf Hitler is a veteran and we must respect how bravely he fought for the German army. He also endured and overcame homelessness, we must acknowledge how inspiring it is that he has come so far from such difficult circumstances."

Re. the "Greens are not green" bullshit.

Always worth a look behind the surface on anti-development / NIMBY complaints from right wingers like Labour members against environmentalists. There's almost always a very valid reason for the challenge.

Happy Birthday 🎂🎈 X

An excellent cat! Mine howled for food, then went straight back to sleep

Getting sleepmogged by the cats 😭

Happy Birthday 🎂🥳 X

Shit, shovel, sleep 💯🇬🇧🪏

It's put me off so many businesses I used to like, the cowards need fi get on canva and half arse it, RETVRN

Madge and Harold from Neighbours, with the text: Just letting you know, if you were born before 1982, you are now older than Madge Bishop when she joined Neighbours... Have a great day!

Today I learned, as I curled into a rotted husk.

She was 43. Harold was 47.

That's pretty much my experience, but I've not got round to a tattoo yet. I kept for thinking I could see/hear him for weeks though

Maybe if they were less unpleasant and volatile they wouldn't be so lonely 🎯💯

Love bullies, love ppv sports,
hate nonces simple as

Yeah, house going on the market in the next few days. We've already seen one we want to buy as well, so fingers crossed it goes as smoothly as it can (noting that unfortunately we have to deal with the Welsh/English system)

I'm gutted I missed that, he is Excellent! (Bookmarking all the owls for after the house move)