meh. @imheosphoros • 1h Same card might be used for left-wing based on your awful analogy. death to america @leftytimes • 1h v this is from the muppets

death to america @leftytimes bro just take the L u posted kermit gulag

Kermit Gulag, one of the posts of all time

“the hawk tuah girl has been milkshake ducked by her memecoin” i say as the neurologist schedules me for an emergency MRI

Peter Thiel has been going “democracy is bad because women vote against libertarianism” for like a quarter century and people are still doing this “Silicon Valley was forced right” thing

Remember when you called him a segregationist on live TV

Two months of Christmas is too much

They’re nice shirts! I have no regrets

Why lol

be the rent-lowering gunshot you want to see in the world

The brand of form-fitting t-shirts I wear that make my shoulders pop was first revealed to me over IG. I am not immune to influencing

卄乇ㄥㄥ ㄚ乇卂卄 乃尺ㄖㄒ卄乇尺

Coworker: that storm is coming
Me: This is a device of Sauron’s making. A broil of fume he sends ahead of his host. The Orcs of Mordor have no love of daylight, so he covers the sun to ease their passage along the road to war. When the shadow of Mordor reaches the city, it will begin.
Coworker: wtf

Where do I find this “list”

Also I put “books” as an interest of mine and now I just get a ton of posts about how great the library is

Straight people?? Maybe I just don’t follow enough people on here yet

me on my death bed: fuuuuck i wish i posted online more

I had three Twitter accounts and now with the Tabula Rasa of a brand new platform I have no idea what to do with this. Will it be gay? Left politics? Science? All three? Anybody’s guess. Even I don’t know

This has not been my experience

Gay

👋

i came up with a plan:
ride bikes
read books
write posts
walk dogs

Hello world