the flash is blinding my ass

he’s gonna take me to the lavender fields you guys

AVERAGE BLUESKY USER: I just got kicked in the head by a horse. I think I’ll go check the Discover Feed and reply to strangers’ posts there

clearly parodying earnest posts

me too

it was so progressive when Aphex Twin had those huge tits

smoking the shit that made richard kind

Martha Stewart tweet the weather company profits from bad weather

I kinda believe in the weather machine

Nan is the perfect encapsulation of a simpleton suffering heartbreak

nothing makes me laugh like this song

when he reads hernandez brothers comics and respects a fat titty >>>>>

Lmao why’d they block you

darling you are so strange sometimes 🖤

best book store

bluesky where words come to die

fwiw the worst thin lizzy songs are still excellent songs

you’re not wrong

Achewood ass ad

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* the gofundme is linked to compromised bank account *

I would follow you off a cliff friend

@dieworkwear.bsky.social is this true

we need to heal as a website

Elmo has joined the Taliban

Vic Berger and Azealia Banks too… I want no trouble with them

cool site

bugs bunny tricking various predators. makes me laugh

what the fuck are you all talking about

he’s the same breed as guy fieri those guys just go along with whatever