Fred sits and waits for his 4th treat courtesy Kapanen's 2nd of the night!

Kapanen x 2!!!!

Fred, lying on the ground like a good boy, is about to enjoy treat #3 courtesy a Dickinson goal off a rebound.

Dickinson x 2!!!!!

In game 1 of the series, I want the power play to be 90% Bouchard blasting slapshots off of Ducks ankles

Fred's blurry white face bites into his second pumpkin strip of the evening. Kapanen going to the net, atta baby.

Kapanen! Let's fuckin go!

Fred, a big blonde lab mutt, patiently waits for his first treat of the Oilers postseason.

Let's get these fuckin playoffs started! Dickinson, what a way to announce your return!

Every time the Oilers score, Fred gets a pumpkin strip.

Holy fuck that's the worst missed strike I've seen all season

That definitely went off Vladdy's toe

Compressing my kitchen garbage down to the density of a neutron star

It's a service, not a business, so no, they didn't

Great. They'll immediately jack the prices back up, and not only won't we save money, we also won't gain any tax dollars from it.

I'd like to see Rogers in the cleanup role

Buffalo fans, help your team out. That stadium is quiet for a regular season game, never mind playoffs.

The Rockies just mowing down any team that played in the World Series last year

God I love baseball it's so fucking stressful imma have a heart attack this season

KILOMETERS STRAW #BlueJays

Gimenez, That's a greedy fuckin challenge you can't make. I'm done with hitters making challenges. Catchers only. #BlueJays

A photo of leafless spring trees and bushes. If you zoom in, you may see something.

A zoomed in photo of the same trees. A blue jay is resting on a branch, hiding from the rain.

Saw this cool dude on my walk today. Hopefully, a good omen for the Blue Jays tonight.

You have absolutely no idea who your voters are. Just a horrifically run campaign constantly pandering to conservatives that will never vote for you.

Keep the fuel tax and fund our schools and hospitals

I think two of them are ninja turtles?

Fuuuuuuckin balls

This band is a sham, they aren't even playing their own instruments #Kars4Kids

Welp, Jays gotta save that bullpen for tomorrow now. Lauer needs to give as many pitches as he's got.

Whatever politicians want to tell themselves to justify building high-speed rail, I'm all for.

He really did, right from day 1 selecting the team. None of it made sense.

I couldn't breathe because I was laughing so hard. That bird's an asshole! 😂😂😂😂😂
Best with volume up.

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Stan Bowman gave up assets to acquire Tristan Jarry

Welp

A comeback win for the Jays tonight could go a long way for flipping the current vibes