La dada di da da dada

Rapists deserve a punishment worse than death, and the obvious answer is to rape the rapist, but it can't be basic... It must be extreme (or else you risk them enjoying it). Capital poonishment must be administered by a 400 lb she/it with a strap on that looks like it belonged to Negan.

I'm gonna reverse psychology my kids by acting like a dumbass all the time so they think it's a boomer ass thing to do and go in the opposite direction... But with my luck it'll backfire and they'll just copy me.

I can't tell if it's a good thing that it's getting easier to cut off moldy ppl. I've never killed anybody but I've heard it's a similar trajectory.

The secret to happiness is: the moment you wake up, you need to doom scroll until you have to pee. When you finally pee you flush out all the negative thoughts and only keep the positive ones and the rest of your day is and amazing. You're welcome.

Gnossienne No. 1 by Erik Satie #eriksatie #piano #creepy #gnossienne #apriccot

Prison is for adults who misbehave and need a long time-out to think about what they did.

Welcome back. I just hopped on board and it feels like we both got to a party an hour too early lol

Idea 10 by Gibran Alcocer #piano #idea10 #gibranalcocer #vibes

Been riding this train for two decades and it fucking rules

I’m so grateful for weed erasing my memory. You know how many movies I get to watch again for the first time?

Culex theme on piano (also the boss battle music from final fantasy IV) #piano #culextheme #supermariorpg #finalfantasyiv

Wow, this is kinda nice. it's like Twitter without the tism.