Trump claiming soda cures cancer isn't just a joke about "Idiocracy", it is nearly the plot line. Because they crave them.

I really wanted to see a Hornets - Pistons series. So many possible prop bets involving violence. The NBA should have fixed it to make it happen. Orlando-Detroit is going to be the boringest thing possible.

AI suggested I listen to the song "Tightrope" by Jamiroquai off of the Synkronized album because it matched the lyrics and sentiment of a song I was trying to identify... One problem.

What the Hell Happened to Wendy’s? A frost has settled on a once great restaurant.

I once wrote a paper called "Taco Bell Dogs Come and Go, but Dave Thomas Will Live Forever" a month before Dave Thomas died, so to answer your question - It was all my fault. slate.com/life/2026/04...

Netflix Show Description: "A spy, an assassin, and a telepath come together to pose as a family while hiding their true identities from each other." I feel like at least one of these people is really shitty at their job...

I'll leave behind hand-written pages never found. Thousands of messages that will never feel profound. As a monument to those who walked this ground. A paradise is only a whisper but a sound.

It is too late to grab a guitar. Feel the way you feel.

I am sold on the idea that bots rule the course (discourse, intercourse, disc-golf). Whatever it might be.

This maybe make sense two decades ago. Now propaganda. Update file and use word please.

I once told my neighbor that Russia would never attack Ukraine because there was nothing to gain. I was obviously wrong. Now the puzzle pieces start to fit. Russia is behind everything. Trump, Iran, etc. fading world powers create chaos as the only move on the board.

Is it bad that I actually want every official government document with Trump's mark on it? (Coins, bills, national park passes, etc) The dumbest timeline must be preserved for posterity. (Can I have some rubble?)

I love seeing people protesting, but no amount of people in the streets can change the fact that half the country voted for Trump. Keep protesting, but the time for revolution is approaching quickly.

So Republicans admit they do not care about people... unless it threatens their vacation?

So I can watch the Michigan-Alabama game if I have Amazon Prime and HBO Max... ? Thank you for informing me that I have both services and can't watch the game unless I sign up for HBO Max. $20.

I know the adage "God created war so Americans can learn geography", but, holy shit, Oman has the best borders. This is better than when Trump made me find out that Canada and Greenland have a land border.

"Miami did everything well except shoot the basketball" - Nice analysis from CBS analyst.

Chuck Norris Fact: Chuck Norris taught Bob Barker how to beat up Adam Sandler.

Why are we so concerned about a nuclear Iran? There is enough money parked in the Caymans to bring down the whole economy!

Asked AI about "musician Craig Smith"? It informed me about a reclusive 90s psychedelic musician who changed his name to "Meadow" and met an untimely end... Interesting (fake), but I was looking for the reclusive 60s psychedelic who changed his name to "Meitreya Kali". So close and yet way off.

I turned down KU to go to ASU. Kentucky won and ASU didn't get to dance.

Can LFO come back and say that it was joke?

I am going to start going to Taco Bell (the only place I pay cash) more often. I really want one of those 2026 dimes with the olive branch obviously photoshopped out of the design in change.

Peter Thiel is giving a closed-door "lecture" in Rome about the anti-Christ? Is it possible that he is announcing his reign as the anti-Christ?

When you are on a flight across continents.. watching a movie... "Everywhere, Anywhere, All At Once", Why was Story of a Girl stuck in my head?

Did Metric presciently write the new patriotic anthem? "Gold Guns Girls" Move over Lee Greenwood.

I don't know how to think without a ZZ Top beard to stroke.

"Inter Milan CF" won the MLS Cup? Seth Meyers might have been drunk last night.

I propose the "People's DSM" where natural mental health issues stemming from poverty aren't considered mental illness, but having billions dollars and wanting more is.

I was planning a "Travels with Charlie" but definitely need more "On The Road". Taking applications for Dean Moriarti.

Did Trump, Hegseth, and Caine fly to Mar-a-lago knowing they were about to launch an attack on Iran?