@boghan does fish

wikipedia for apple creator studio, a creative software subscription service

welcome back adobe creative cloud

wait, apple motion still exists??

are u cool or are u a shitposter

GitHub - aobaharuki2005/momiji-web-browser: Backported Firefox for Legacy macOS 10.7-10.14 Backported Firefox for Legacy macOS 10.7-10.14. Contribute to aobaharuki2005/momiji-web-browser development by creating an account on GitHub.

https://github.com/aobaharuki2005/momiji-web-browser holy shit

*analyses your logic*

it always feels so funny to play video games from like 20 years ago that go like "the year is 2026" cause they're always so insanely wrong

ice crimp

youtube music android showing me a song currently playing on my desktop

god, finally, i don't have to check my playback history to favourite something from my phone 🙏

why would you step on your sister

i hopped on my workstation to edit photos, not to post on fedi 😭

like, i consider myself a power user, and neither mona nor ivory ever needed me to kick them into doing what i want like elk, moshidon and tusky do

i hate how responsive mona is because it makes me realise that non-mac fedi clients are hot garbage

they cute they carry sand and stuff and each other on their backs

are ants like a mostly american problem or
like, half my american friends on fedi and outside of it have been talking about them being nasty and stuff and my european ass can’t connect

am i woke or am i eepy

blobeline

applied linguistics (shitposting)

applied linguistics (shitposting)

i have a legally confirmed right to geek out about my favourite morphology crimes

going to uni, doing a linguistics course and then making language shitposts on fedi is so xylacore

are eight hobbits one hobbyte

sonic sex

i should rewatch that thing, it's been 20 years

movin' at speed of sound (make tracks)
quickest hedgehog around
got ourselves a situation
stuck in a new location
without any explanation
no time for relaxation

all my detotated wam gone

cpuid has been compromised, most downloads are serving a rat+infostealer as we speak, make sure you didn't get hit

real 🇧🇷🇧🇷💪

content morphing

holy fucking 250€ for 32gb of ram