Looking forward to a good match. Hope Allen gets some time (but not due to an injury…)

Every accusation is a confession.

Headline: “I broke the speed limit and now it’s broken me The enforced slow pace of traffic has made motoring less sexy. I may as well take the bus” Excerpt From “I broke the speed limit and now it’s broken me” The Times and The Sunday Times https://apple.news/ArL9ecofvRlGhX5ybVxIcOA This material may be protected by copyright.

Key extract: “I got my ticket for doing just over 20mph on our main thoroughfare” Excerpt From “I broke the speed limit and now it’s broken me” The Times and The Sunday Times https://apple.news/ArL9ecofvRlGhX5ybVxIcOA This material may be protected by copyright.

“For something to be sexy it has to risk death, at least in theory.” Excerpt From “I broke the speed limit and now it’s broken me” The Times and The Sunday Times https://apple.news/ArL9ecofvRlGhX5ybVxIcOA This material may be protected by copyright.

Yes @helenrumbelow.bsky.social, that’s the point. If you want to drive fast and risk death (ideally your own, not pedestrians’) then go to a track day.
20 zones are there because drivers continue to ignore the impact of their selfish behaviour on others. Maybe switch to cycling for a while, Helen.

Good.
It always seemed remarkably convenient how this excuse was simply accepted by the Met.

You mean he’s a corrupt politician and his family are hiding the wealth in overseas funds, out of the reach of law enforcement?

Just refer to the awkward colleague by the opposite gender pronoun.
They’ll soon start getting used to the idea that it’s no big deal to use the pronouns that people prefer.

a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a flag and saying `` thank you '' . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a flag and saying `` thank you '' .

Hope Magyar’s first call is to Mr Charm & Charisma himself 😂

Cant believe you forgot Nathan Gill.

Hoping JD Vance can come over to the UK to lend his support to Farage.
I’m sure his personality and charm will do its job.

Hey JD Vance
Please could you come over here and loudly campaign for Farage?

Be fair. Trump might threaten to Prary them and then they might lose their job.
Who could possibly do their constitutional duty under pressure that their grift might be up?

Good. Keep Southampton’s focus away from the league.

St Helens players celebrating beating the pie eaters again

And that is why it’s called Good Friday.
I’ve felt ropey all day, Saints were three scores down and get four tries in the last 10 minutes against the pies.
Woohoo!

I’m late :)
Hope you had a lovely day!

Happy birthday!
Have a lovely day.

I would be livid if they did this at Derby.
Hope it ends with Ipswich wholeheartedly condemning his divisive politics.

Surely Reform should be going after those people who marry non-English citizens?

You know you want to start some threads on #TheHourInTrump

This post explains how to quickly change your phone’s search engine away from Google. (iPhone users)

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Well, it’s not long until Easter.
Those Christians publicly observing Good Friday and Easter Sunday will no doubt face scorn from Old Nick.

What is a 'fietsstraat'?

Fine. Make them all fierserstraats then and visually narrow the tarmac area with a suitably wiggly route to slow down the motorists.

www.cyclinginwageningen.nl/news/bicycle...

Why have they put all those signs on the truck parking zone?

A telegraph headline stating “Labour council spends £3.8m on 197m bike lane”. The picture shows a group of people standing by the Road Closed sign.

“Neighbours said they were suffering from health problems because of the stress caused by the project, which has forced motorists to take a 10-minute diversion after a main road was closed to traffic for the works. It is scheduled to remain shut until April next year.” Excerpt From “Labour council spends £3.8m on 197m bike lane” Timothy Sigsworth The Telegraph https://apple.news/AzCD4X_MuS4SOHPriSfwgfw This material may be protected by copyright.

“An average of only 11 cyclists a day use the current route, according to data disclosed by the council under Freedom of Information laws. Mike Selby, 73, said: “You can genuinely count on one hand the number of cyclists. It’s ridiculous.” Excerpt From “Labour council spends £3.8m on 197m bike lane” Timothy Sigsworth The Telegraph https://apple.news/AzCD4X_MuS4SOHPriSfwgfw This material may be protected by copyright.

“The scheme, which is being paid for by the Government’s “active travel fund” and local housing developers, has also been criticised for its multi-million-pound cost.” Excerpt From “Labour council spends £3.8m on 197m bike lane” Timothy Sigsworth The Telegraph https://apple.news/AzCD4X_MuS4SOHPriSfwgfw This material may be protected by copyright.

Now this does seem steep for building a bike path.
But the reporting is hilarious. Stress from a 10 minute driving detour. Counting to 11 on one hand.
It is, of course, not being funded by the council despite the misleading headline.

If they’re that angry then they really should not get behind the wheel.

Our cockapoo could absolutely do this if he wanted to and provided there was nothing he deemed more interesting to sniff at.
Hears everything, makes his own mind up about what’s important…

SUV drivers could face extra charges for driving in London TfL are also poised to increase 20mph zones and cut speed limits on the capital’s fastest roads later this year

This can’t come soon enough. 👏

www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...

Now freeze bus prices when they get to £2 a trip.

Special Envoy for the what the fuck now?

A peadof-isle?

Right, so we’ll now do the same with Russia, right?

I’m so fed up of it. With this and Mahmood’s latest vicious refugee bashing, I don’t know which voters they’re trying to appeal to. Clearly don’t need my vote in this previously Tory seat.