The more naked you get, the more real the mahjong is

Going to an inadvisable dating event. Was supposed to be a few people tired of dating apps, now 750 horny single people are going to try and find their soulmates in a single park. Excited to see the chaos it will bring!

Genie: What is your first wish?
Me: Tsukihime PC port
Genie: You know it's gonna get ported anyway, right? And don't you own a Switch?
Me: It's not the same

"What are you gonna d-" - Benito Mussolini, 1945

Tweet from @ethanjacobslaw from 2021. The text in the tweet is "OK doomscrolling is bad but have you SEEN the quality of the doom this week?"

Hungary was created by Central Asian nomads who invaded Eastern Europe, they converted to Christianity and settled down.

Romanians held onto their Romance language long after the Roman Empire fell. That one isn't quite as clear, but seems just like a strong cultural tradition.

I can get you two small salads.

SAY ANYTHING CUZ I'VE HEARD EVERYTHING

Oh you can bench 185? That's cute. She let me hit cuz I stutter when talking to her.

Posting is therapy, in the sense that sometimes I would rather be doing anything else.

Bro is mad because my meal was poisoned at the restaurant and his wasn't 💀💀💀 It's not my fault your critique of the administration was rudimentary and derivative

There are two types of Disco Elysium players.

Type 1: "Why is there all this homoeroticism in my communist propaganda?"

Type 2: "Why is there all this ideology in my old man yaoi?"

You can't be dressing like that goth baby

She let me hit cuz I only have 3 days left to live

Papists. Papists. All of you are papists. None of you are free from Rome.

His NAME is Neil Patrick Harris

Dudes rock

Oh ye gods, my mental health is ruined! But what if...I purchased medication and disguised it as my own serotonin?

I can't believe it happened to me: my most popular post has a glaring error in it.

(It was supposed to be malicious compliance)

Broke: Malicious non-compliance
Woke:

@possumacquainter.bsky.social Didn't you get the worst example of this?

FROM THE MOMENT I UNDERSTOOD THE WEAKNESS OF MY FLESH IT DISGUSTED ME I CRAVED THE STRENGTH AND CERTAINTY

In another life I would have really liked doing intravenous drugs and having unprotected sex with you

I've read the play before and can confirm it was 10,000% gayer. It's basically the main theme which is overtly stated numerous times. But the play is also much, much more depressing.

Remember kids: if you pretend to have a foot fetish, people won't notice the depraved fetishes that you actually have.

My 73yo father has started playing MuvLuv. I've never played or recommended the game to him either. Soon he'll know more about visual novels than I do.

Kash Patel printing out a huge version of this post, pinning red string to each potential code word, trying to figure out how this relates to transgender ideology

Calling out of work horny like one would call out of work with diarrhea. Seriously boss you don't want me in there, even if I came in I'd have to run to the bathroom every five minutes.

(seeing celebrities who have access to far greater medical care than I do dying well before retirement age) that's fine. I'll probably be different

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Could estrogen have saved her?