I guess the points have turned in the USA

It a strange turn of events, the web was posted on the cat

Indeed — a big pile of 💩, to be more specific

This sign can't stop him because he can't read

He's actually Chuck E. Cheese animatronic rat with ChatGPT function upgrade

What really throws hackers off is using "password" as a username, and "username" as password

I tell computers what to do for a living, and they do exactly what I tell them to do — which, unfortunately, is not necessarily what I wanted them to do

Surely, it's a purrformance review — ok, I'll show myself out

Oh, did a land"lord" lose everything? AirBye&Cry about it

Pondering orb meme

Pondering...

"Can you be a Christopher Columbus supporter and still oppose the genocide of indigenous people?" — same question, different era

Dim Shady over here having a hissy fit because people see through Sanders/AOC performative BS

Ah, yes, Xitter — all 9 circles of hell packed into one app

"The hell app" — do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?

Ah, the Shinzoator

But think of all the data you will collect

Alt CIA would be the ultimate one

This video triggered such a vicious case of vicarious embarrassment it made me cringe to a point of physically damaging my facial muscles and nerves

It's a 3D printer that prints cats

Name a more iconic duo than Boeing and Musk

We can only determine that by examining whether they just wanna have fun

Please tell me the stairs are ok. We can't afford to lose such an important ally at this time.

Oh, no, are the stairs ok?

I did not have Dems reaching self-awareness on my bingo card

That's same Lord Farquaad energy right there — or should I say Lord Fartquaad

But I'm le tired

The bubble's a-poppin', you love to see it

PRC flag emblem superimposed over US stock market graph all in red

Stock market is redder than PRC flag

The stock market is redder than the PRC flag; I've been ODing on schadenfreude the entire day

In a rare turn of events, the web has been posted on the cat