*sighs* I am legally obliged to tell you you should keep your shoes on at this time

Damn thats a good bit though

poggers

Fine *puts on the faggotjacket*

I KEEP SEEING THIS WHAT DOES IT MEAN I AM DUMB

YES YES YEP YEP YEP YEHE EYHE YEPPP YES YEHE SPYEPS YOU CAN

just let out the most yearning sigh of all time
You could also just kick me whenever it seems like im not paying enough attention 🥰

I do be flailing sometimes

hi hello yes we would like to subscribe to Your newsletter

awawaaaa,, ^#^

they have????

much to consider

Thats dolly!! so clever

hmmm im... doggy??? hmmmmmmm

by popular demand. this project will be loose in a “ill make a batch of these when i feel like it” kind of way. is it porn? well it will have porn in it. and a lot of nonsequitur bullshit that i think is funny. anyway here is basically nothing.

#godpuppy

dolly cutes!!

makes self as small as possible and backs away
sorry dolly sorry sorry promise nice

whining whining sorry sorry we got excited sorry sorry sorry

gggrrrrrrrRRUFFF

tilting our head back and forth while you dance

Hhhhhhhhrm, kayyy

*sits back with head in paws, staring at the doll*

*sniffing at you cautiously, then looking back at Empress*
Bites??

CUTES🫵

gotta do something with the bodies of failed mutts

NOT REGULATED AT ALL RIGHT NOW GONNA START RUNNING AT WALLS

we should be allowed to wear the muzzle at work it would fix a lot

*ruffling your hair*

we are VERY worked up this office is TESTING US we are VIBRATING we really need to BITE there are several VERY NORMAL thoughts and feelings in our head

it's good for marcie's is the thing, being cozy

my brain has been known to work on occasion 🙂‍↕️