practicing urban foraging (picking off a single banana from the bunch in the small Sainsbury's)

scientists now say the best time to have a delicious cup of coffee is late at night, so that the caffeine is fully washed out of your system ahead of your next sleep cycle 🙌

financial journalists post in all caps because they are shouting to be heard above the din of a busy trading floor

wind has blown my hat off my head twice in the last two days. hands to my head, whoopsie expression on my face, the whole deal. undignified

🚨 ANARCHY IN THE UK? Gen Alpha are going on filmed pro-social rampages through local centers. Motivated only by view counts, they are strengthening community ties, revitalizing third spaces, and establishing mass-membership organisations

Here's what you need to know about this troubling new trend 👇

would you say those experiences were transformative?

A moment that changed me: I saw a big cat on Dartmoor - and no one believed me

Positive masculinity is when a man has a baby strapped to him; the more babies he has strapped, the better the example he sets for today's young men 🙌

"dress for the job you want" - okay but would you say this corduroy shirt is giving 'writer of sprawling book reviews only nominally connected to the book itself' or ??

Any tips for weathering a withering fusillade or am I hooped?
It's just that I've been given the choice to be the guy with the drum or the banner and I'm worried I'll be used as a literary device to examine the tragedy of war, as excitement gives way to horror

Mrs. Dalloway took cover to reload her AR-15 mag as the last of her squad went down and said it looked like she'd have to do this shit herself.

You go to the cinema. "Oh hey, I didn't know Alana Haim was in this", you think. You go to the bar. Huh, you didn't know Alana Haim drank here. Now you're at the party. You didn't know Alana Haim knew your friend. It's not an issue particularly. You quite like Alana Haim, after all

the possibly foreseeable catch with retreating to the liberal text-based social media version of KMT-run Taiwan is becoming increasingly baffled by developments on the mainland, including the alleged existence of popular left-wing commentator "Andy Twelves"

happy birthday potato 🙌🙌

every week the small Chinese supermarket seems to stock entirely new varieties of chili oil - i believe they do this solely to delight and surprise me, the protagonist of the city

motorbike mugger thumbing through Morgan McSweeney's phone and throwing it away in disgust seeing it full of Whatsapps from senior Labour figures

everything is FAKE and STUPID (hangs out with friends for a while) There are cathedrals everywhere, for those with the eyes to see

morgan @jOne_s_ like to think I lead complex emotional life but then the sun comes out and i am happy. i am functionally no different from a big leaf 11:00 AM • 2022-02-27 • Twitter for iPhone

combining these two and feeling overwhelmed with happiness & goodwill towards my fellow man

political cartoon with Keir Starmer steering LNG tanker "HMG" through narrow straits, between missile-brandishing Labour backbenchers and the rocky reefs of fiscal imprudence

In many ways Keir Starmer faces his own Kharg Island,

bro you are vivacious

(with severe internal bleeding) it's actually so embarrassing that you don't have an up-to-date Highways Code ?

i ended up eating a variation of this (+ fried egg w sesame oil) around ten times in February because it was literally impossible to justify cooking anything else on time/cost/taste grounds

he died doing what he loved (attempting to enforce the post-2022 pedestrian right-of-way at junctions)

the new ayatollah won’t see your posts about how he’s either severely injured or dead but all your friends who haven’t been seen in public in ages will

my partner loves it when i go "tom forth mode" and she says it's actually additive to the romance of the occasion

not sure if major metropolitan area is in scope here but i think Lyon is consistently under rated as a citybreak. big enough to be interesting, pretty, good food!!

tonight we let the white spirits with lemon-flavoured sparkling water do the talking 😏

at the twelve-storey Uniqlo flagship store

$200 a barrel is misleading. You're not just paying for the container, but also the valuable crude oil inside of it.