Death. Taxes. And John Buccigross refusing to pronounce Svechnikov properly. 🫤

#CarolinaCulture #LetsGoCanes

If you're at the airport and Kristi Noem is doing the ominous little message from the TSA screens, you no longer have to do anything she says. Leave your laptop in the case, whatever.

Four western late night Hurricanes games this week! Seattle 3/2, Vancouver 3/4, Edmonton 3/6, Calgary 3/7.

FOUR nights of #CanesAfterDark this week. Proper nap scheduling is key.

Translation: “I don’t want to be deposed”

Of all Presidementia's prior State-of-the-Unions I've not watched in the past, tonight's State-of-the-Union is the State-of-the-Union I'm not watching the most. 🍊🚫

That’s family ❤️

Fork around and find out

Carolina Hurricanes goalie Cam Ward lifts the Stanley Cup.

Just putting this out there…

Rookie/Not Rookie Brandon Bussi is giving off some serious Cam Ward vibes this season. I mean, he’s currently 23-3-1 going into the Olympic break. 👀

And you know what that certain rookie Cam Ward did in his rookie year way back when…..

🤔

#LetsGoCanes
#CarolinaCulture

Rumor: "ICE might be moving to small towns in Ohio next. Small targets where they think they can succeed discretely, and won't get many protesters."

Bitch, some of us live here! 🤬 Don't wish that on any of us! None of it is "small."

ABOLISH ICE, everywhere, forever.
🖕🏻🧊

The refs are on bath salts tonight. #CarolinaCulture

3rd period scores with the Carolina Hurricanes down 4-2 to win 5-4 in 1:29z

Down 4-2? OK. Fine. Time to shine.

3 goals in 1:29 to win 5-4. Just like we drew it up.

#LetsGoCanes #CarolinaCulture

SAVE OF THE YEAR ENTRY

BRANDON BUSSIIIIIIIIII 🗣️

Pew Research Institute (2023):

• Red State Texas has about 2.1 million undocumented immigrants

• Red State Florida has 1.6 M undocumented immigrants

• Blue State Minnesota has 130,000.

And yet only Minnesota is being occupied by masked thugs over "immigration."

It's *not* about immigration.

a woman is talking on a cell phone and says nine times ? ALT: a woman is talking on a cell phone and says nine times ?

How many times did the Canes score on Florida tonight? #CarolinaCulture

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Carolina Hurricanes hat on the ice with 6:57 left in a 7-1 hat trick game.

The good guys are really giving the business to these boot licking Drumpf loving goons tonight. Love to see it.

#LetsGoCanes #CarolinaCulture

we don't have very much but we can strip anybody who works for ICE of any social niceties whatsoever. you find out somebody is with them? they don't get to be ANYTHING to you anymore. and tell them WHY. it SUCKS to be ostracized and stigmatized. please use it on somebody who's earned it for once

Yeahhhhh….I’m gonna need all you blustery chest-thumping 2nd Amendment chodes to start organizing as we’re witnessing actual government tyranny literally murdering United States citizens in real time.

Or is this sort of provocation not an issue because you’re actually on board with it?

Hypocrites.

Abolish and prosecute ICE. They did a murder in broad daylight today. Imagine what they're doing in the closed facilities we're somehow not even allowed to see.

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

All 4 covers of the Iceman limited series.

I prefer this from the ‘80s. Tell me on the cover that this issue is a 1 of 4. Then….it’s done.

Can concretely observe that my one-person watch party up here in snowy Cleveland, OH is frustrated as well. 🤬

Thank you to all the performers who are canceling their events at the John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts.

Branded Gordon thistle glass holding 11.2 oz of Gordon Xmas brown ale.

Proper holiday beverage for this Gordon. 🎄

The best part about Florida is leaving

Selfie with Adam Christopher’s new Star Wars book Master of Evil.

[Karen, working from home in the office, comes out]

“Wait. Are you listening to Star Wars soundtracks while reading the new @adamchristopher.me Star Wars book?”

- Maybe? 😜

“You’re a dork. But you’re my dork.”

🥰

Terrific

Autocorrect has become our worst enema.

My 72 level Pokemon Go screen.

My Pokemon Go friend code: 6695 3101 3648

Any other fellow 12-year-olds-at-heart play the ol’ Pokémon Go on your phone? Running low on friends who can still receive gifts. (Don’t you dare judge.)