i hope visibly queer ppl i see in public can catch the vibe of me staring at them as “trying to figure out if i know you from somewhere” or “deciphering your cool tattoos” and not like, yknow, me being a weird gender policing asshole or sth
“you guys aren’t fuckin with land vehicle proficiency? couldn’t be me”
Lexus with license plate BMW LOL reeeally got me ahaha
Now why was wolf alice white horses playing at this PA turnpike service plaza
Was squinting at a customer’s shirt trying to see if it was maybe a naddpod shirt and it turned out to be a worlds beyond number shirt. Parody of myself
realizing in a panic at 7am that I agreed to cover a shift at work today rip there goes my big saturday bathroom cleaning ambitions 😞
CCoD wednesdays + schemer table thursdays said we are DOING nasty silly crunchy magical municipal politics, we’re so back
Having a truly unprecedented week of #serviceindustry “weird old people say weird shit to me unprovoked”
The City of Pittsburgh just passed legislation banning cooperation with ICE.
The vote was unanimous.
🎉🎉🎉
Screenshot of a Twitter exchange in which user @kimerrikin notes that the city of Lynchburg VA declared April 7 2008 to be Leland Melvin Day, and Leland Melvin (@Astro_Flow) thanking them for reminding him.
Happy Leland Melvin day to all who celebrate. 💚
The self and the cyberself in quiet introspection
speculative fiction that throws mountains of in-universe jargon terminology at you either hits REALLY good or REALLY bad for me and it’s amazing how a huge part of that divide is whether or not we’re unnecessarily capitalizing buzzword nouns like The Selecting or Alterations
“the pharaoh’s tomb is cursed! the necromancer’s ring is cursed! the witch’s grimoire is cursed!” that’s how you sound. everything is fucking cursed with you bro. i don’t care. i’m taking this skull.
lmaooo you are valid sometimes you just get Stuck
i swear one time I heard a grown man call them the “cocktail twins” like not as a bit lmao
was thinking to myself about trying to get everything together for a lil craft project I keep meaning to do and almost called it ‘ingredients’
Murray’s AC being 9 is actually so stressful
The best part of today at work was the old lady who asked me “Do you have any ‘Fuck Trump’ buttons?” and then bought 2 of the Abolish ICE stickers I offered her instead. And the worst part was everything else
guesses clearing letters in multiple horizontal words at the same time! you don’t actually have to guess each discrete horizontal word in full for it to count
squareword.org 1522: 4 guesses
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<6:🟩 <11:🟨 <16:🟧 16+:🟥
#squareword #squareword1522
LET'S GOOOOO
NOT MY TRIVIA HOST PLAYING LITTLE NUMBERS… war flashbacks
whitney moore in the new ill peach video big day for annoying people (me)!!!
the problem is that the bar is on 19th and the bus stops are at 17th or 21st :/
and also the idles song about the horse 🐴
can’t be mad when wet leg ‘u and me at home’ is playing and my hair looks rly good
Did you know? Double cheese burger
DID YOU? DID YOU KNOW?
