Please be me, please be me 🤞

The movie to this was very weird and I enjoyed it quite a bit. Reckon I should read this.

Also, the first statement is blatantly unconstitutional.

This was my favorite of the series!! Legendary!

Battlebots! A realm of digital ghosts! And a computer that is also a lightly obnoxious English boy!

Worlds collide in the latest SHELVED BY GENRE as we finish up the Sprawl Trilogy, concluding MONA LISA OVERDRIVE, where Molly Millions finally takes center stage: rangedtouch.com/2025/04/11/m...

This is all well and good, but there’s no peace deal yet. I’ll be impressed when they make a plan to establish peace.

I know they’re trying to make the US fall in line with a Pro-Ukr end to the war, but they can’t count on the US to do the right thing anymore.

This man would be so proud of what the United States has become.

You and I? Not so much. Keep calling out those lies!

Lawrence: Emil Bove could not find a single attorney to represent Trump’s DOJ in court today YouTube video by MSNBC

"Lawrence describes the 'unique spectacle' of Trump’s acting dep AG appearing as a litigator in court to try to persuade a fed judge to drop the case against Mayor Adams, a move that prompted resignations of 8 prosecutors in what many believe amounted to a “quid pro quo.”
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We should build America out of that plane. -poorly reworked Norm Macdonald joke.

Now, I didn’t know we were going to call it Red, White, and Blueland. We may be onto something here.

Ripped his ass!

Is this who we are? Never mind, don’t answer that. 🫤🇺🇸

Received a letter from POTUS today purporting to remove me as Commissioner and Chair of the FEC. There's a legal way to replace FEC commissioners-this isn't it. I've been so fortunate to serve the American people and stir up some good trouble along the way. That's not changing anytime soon.

I’m starting to think The Ghouls in power don’t actually know what they’re doing. Weird.

I agree. Back to the loam with him!

While I agree this guy’s a corrupt scumbag, strokes can have long term effects on your mood and personality including increased irritability, apathy, and frustration. All things that would lead to someone becoming a bootlicking loser. Not saying he’s not to blame at all. Seriously, fuck this dude.

“Mike Johnson, right now, wherever he is in this building, has no less than five Capitol police officers with him. Look them in the face and tell them you don’t support condemning the people that attacked you and your coworkers.” — @libradunn1.bsky.social

Strokes are a hell of a drug.

I just learned that American Heart Association declares Kendrick Lamar's "Not Like Us" has the perfect tempo to do chest compressions to while performing CPR, which gives a whole new meaning to the lyrics, "Ayy, mustard on the beat, ho"

I think it’s not a question of if, but how many? Remember a few years ago when his eyes were all black? The stutters and bizarre pauses…. This dude is more infarct than man at this point.

Like, Strom Thurmond’s ghost, I’m coming for your ass.

I feel like I was born to filibuster. Anyway for them to tag me in? I have a lot of deep deep lore from various universes I need to get off my chest.

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His body longs to return to the sludge from whence it came.

Guantanamo Bay is literally where they put people so they don’t have to give them American rights. It’s so obvious, I’d call it too on the nos if it was fiction.

Apparently there’s a “kickoff” meeting between the DOGE people and Department of Labor management planned for tomorrow at 4pm ET.

Unrelatedly, the Frances Perkins Building that houses the Dept of Labor is located at 200 Constitution Ave. NW, Washington, DC 20210.

Collins: Trump has learned ‘a pretty big lesson’ from impeachment BY JOHN BOWDEN 02/04/20 05:35 PM ET Maine Sen. Susan Collins (R) on Tuesday defended her newly announced decision to vote to acquit President Trump in his Senate impeachment trial, saying he has learned “a pretty big lesson” over his dealings with Ukraine.

Trump’s acquittal on Wednesday looks all but certain, with Collins the latest possible swing vote to say she would come down against the two House-passed articles of impeachment. “I believe that the president has learned from this case,” she told Norah O’Donnell of CBS News. “The president has been impeached. That’s a pretty big lesson.” “He was impeached. And there has been criticism by both Republican and Democratic senators of his call,” she continued, before predicting: “I believe that he will be much more cautious in the future.”

HAPPY FIFTH ANNIVERSARY to Susan Collins saying Trump learned a “pretty big lesson” from his first impeachment.
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Canada, please shut down the power during the Superbowl

I need a good fucking laugh right now & as an American, who supports you, I say this is a good start