Panel 1 - Picard: I watched a documentary on marijuana last night Panel 2 - Bev: That's how I always watch them. Panel 3 - Picard <beat> Panel 4 - The shuttle merrily shuttles along
Happy 4/20 to all who celebrate #StarTrek #BlazinBev #StarTrekTNG
"In this economy, stupid?"
Good morning, Mr. Breakfast. Can I have my "Mr. T" cereal?
I'd rather shovel snow from my driveway than mow my lawn. Spring can eat a dick. ⛄️
If we have to live in this world Trump has shaped, we probably should be tripping balls
Say what you will about Dubya, but at least we got Freedom Fries out of it
ICE is not about immigration.
ICE is about normalizing a paramilitary force on peaceful streets.
Abolish ICE.
Worth it
You could smoke in a bar while watching Corliss Williamson win a title. We used to be a society.
Don't
4 teams without a chance versus 4 teams that couldn't get there. It's fantastic
The play-in tournament is worse than the electoral college
My mom got me the Ferrix dismantling shipyard playset exclusive to Sears
I see where you're going with this
Fuck that. We can't let Effin' Birds down
In Bruges scene where Colin Farrell is pointing a gun at his head and Brendon Gleeson is also pointing a gun at Colin Farrell's head
Current status of the Strait of Hormuz dispute
What blows my mind is there was not one alternate universe where Jellico was still captain during the reality hopping "Parallels" episode. I'd rather watch your feed than TNG.
Go Green! Go State! Go Abdul 4 Senate!
Coincidencently, we made tacos for dinner tonight.
In 2 hours, Fox will spin it as a time zone thing. Stay tuned!
Either 91 million people are going to be nuked tonight, or Trump is full of shit, and congress doesn't give a fuck. I hope there are still elections this fall, because ALL YOU HAVE TO GO.
You slobs wanted a shitposter president, and it's yours for the low price of your eternal soul and $10 gas. Next time, don't vote for the guy who had us hunting for toilet paper as he coughed in America's face.
This is an actual post. This is not funny. This is beyond desperate. This is a deeply unwell man who doesn’t belong anywhere near the levers of power. Every member of his cabinet and Congress is complicit in not demanding his removal now.
That 4th lamb is classic "Quiznos Subs" commercial.
We love the subs!!! And that's what I want for Easter Brunch if I can find any still open.
Every termination in this administration is just a molting. Here comes bigger and worse.
Trump's presidency must end now (constitutionally, medically, or otherwise). Each passing minute with this greedy, racist, senile, narcissistic piece of shit at the helm causes irrevocable harm to the world and our country in every way possible. It was too late to act months ago.
The best thing on the menu at Denny's is MOONS OVER MY HAMMY
ARTEMIS II was named after NASA's first cat.
ARTEMIS I died four years ago tonight.
Run over by the mayor's beer-swilling brother, Clovis.
I'm voting for 25 DEMOS because cover art
