What film?! The NDA was robust 😁

Don't think much of this Fantasy Island reboot

Jeremy Irons did not come to the festival to f*ck around

I didn't like the pacing

#RIP Lovely Ray Brooks. I interviewed him for MOJO back in the day about his exquisitely melancholy 1971 LP, Lend Me Some If Your Time. He was a bit bemused by the interest but I quickly put him right on that. One of those occasions where Discogs prices rocketed post-publication. Apologies.

RIP Ray Brooks

Once again penalised for being too handsome. How I suffer!

Why do you hate the poor and downtrodden, Jen?

Suitcase lube, for when they ask you to put your luggage in the measuring bin

Bold to presume the band or the audience will still be alive at the tail end of 2026

You're working out, we get it! Geez

"Weapons? Bollocks more like"

Do you need the cash or a perfect floor?

🎵 The Sharif don't like it 🎵

"Keep the curtains closed, dear... Billy Corgan is at the door again"

I wonder if Brendan O'Carroll feels about Mrs Brown the way Norman Osborn feels about the Green Goblin?

I won't say if I've been named in Steaknife's will, but there will be clues www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...

You can't go wrong with a bit of Culture Club

Paddington strikes again

That hits hard 😭

Me watching the stewardess hoping they don't run out of chicken before they get to my seat

John Walker and his shield from the Marvel film Thunderbolts*

Thunderbolts* (2025) Dir: Jake Schreier

Supergrass 'delighted' to be playing their debut album all summer, 30 years later

I always thought Sleaford Mods were wrong 'uns

It's a good look *tears through Copacabana in a squall of feedback*

Happy bank holiday to the #Corrie team too

It's so hard to tell... if only they felt they could crowbar it in to every conversation until the Universe ends