King Missile - Detachable Penis YouTube video by vidsforfark

www.youtube.com/watch?v=byDi...

Weiners, too? 🌭💦

They export my husband.

And invented the QWERTY keyboard.

"Cue". It's like english isn't even your first language. LOL 😘

"Tell me you don't live in Ottawa without telling me you don't live in Ottawa."

A few of my favourite things: sexy pup; pits & their funk; tasty peen; nudity & wilderness fun. *AWRUFF*

Drawn To The Rhythm YouTube video by Sarah McLachlan - Topic

I'm reminded of this song. Would you say you're "drawn to the rhythm of the sea"?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQVv...

Arf! Spanner is a fun, sexy pup.

I'll hire ya. The work will be easy because I don't have a pool.

"Go Leafs!" (in this circumstance)

And have fun on Saturday.

I've seen them live twice and own many of their albums and CDs, including their ALL alter ego. Good listens for the drive to the snowboarding slopes.

Good boy. *wags*

The Stranglers - No Mercy YouTube video by thestranglerstvVEVO

"No mercy", you say? Here's the soundtrack for that thought by perhaps my favourite band.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Gnd...

I think that could massage my pancreas.

Of course, but I'm also gonna be eyeing those hi-top skate shoes lustfully, wanting to unload into them so they'll be our squishy little secret the next time you wear them about town.

The fan needs WiFi support and an app so you can set the clock from your phone. Simple, eh?

So soon? LOL

I'm Canadian and therefore 5% moose DNA.

Keep yer pinky finger up.

*licks*

Foreigner - Cold As Ice (Official Music Video) YouTube video by RHINO

You need an accompanying soundtrack www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySb1...

You should buy nothing from the US. They're fucking over the globe.

That's two puffs. Now where's the pass? LOL☁️

Eurythmics, Annie Lennox, Dave Stewart - Sweet Dreams (Are Made Of This) (Official Video) YouTube video by EurythmicsVEVO

...are made of this.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=qeMF...

How 'bout those Muskrats, eh?

Wruff! *wags*

Oh, behave.. YouTube video by raderider

www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1lJ...

I'd "interact" in person if my gr-grandparents hadn't emigrated London, Bristol, Guernsey & Hull to Canada.

Pick me! If you run out of steam, I'll do my best on your reinflation tube.

Pssst. For authenticity, you have the pads on the wrong legs. Buckles to the outside and knee stack on the inside.