Gas station bathroom memoir when

Esp at a BP, the nastiest gas stations

Me at any gas station on a road trip

Living Experiment, JD saying “I think my evening plans involve getting comfortably high, watching a rerun or 2 of futurama, and eating frozen cookie cough (I assume they meant dough)” and Kristen ⚾️ saying “Time for my nightly torture session”

The duality of bsky @getagender.bsky.social @k10macie.bsky.social

You caught my typo that was up for .5 seconds 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Two men in fatigues with their hands ziptied being arrested by Capitol Police

Dozens of people in fatigues lined up in the Capitol Rotunda with signage demanding an end to the Iran War

Dozens of US military veterans were arrested at the Capitol today during a protest against the Iran War.

Photos via @frankthorp.bsky.social

I think my evening plans involve getting comfortably high, watching a rerun or 2 of futurama, and eating frozen cookie dough

The Onion plans to turn Infowars into a comedy site with satirical echoes of the fringe conspiracy theories that Mr. Jones is known for. Tim Heidecker, one of the comedians behind “Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!” on Cartoon Network’s Adult Swim, has been hired to serve as “creative director of Infowars.” He said he initially plans to parody Mr. Jones’s “whole modus operandi.” Mr. Heidecker has been working on his impression of Mr. Jones. But eventually, when that joke gets old, Mr. Heidecker said that he hoped to turn Infowars into a destination for independent and experimental comedy. “I just thought it would be just a beautiful joke if we could take this pretty toxic, negative, destructive force of Infowars and rebrand it as this beautiful place for our creativity,” Mr. Heidecker said in an interview. During a recent trip to Philadelphia, he traveled to the Liberty Bell to film a video in character as the new creative director of Infowars.

Get excited.

www.nytimes.com/2026/04/20/b...

I didn’t expect a sequel but really enjoyed it and how they treated both kids’ development + trauma

Thank you; you are appreciated!!

SPC Day 1 Categorical Outlook Issued: 1239Z 04/17/2026 Valid: 1300Z Fri 04/17 - 1200Z Sat 04/18 Map Description: U.S. map showing convective risk levels. An "Enhanced" risk (3, orange) covers a large area from Oklahoma through Missouri, Illinois, and into Michigan. This is surrounded by "Slight" (2, yellow) and "Marginal" (1, dark green) categories. A separate "Marginal" risk area is shown over New England.

SPC Day 1 Hail Outlook Issued: 1239Z 04/17/2026 Valid: 1300Z Fri 04/17 - 1200Z Sat 04/18 Map Description: U.S. map showing hail probabilities. Two distinct 45% (pink) areas with "Intensity 2" hatching are located over Missouri/Illinois and Wisconsin/Michigan. These are nested within 30% (red), 15% (yellow), and 5% (brown) probability contours extending from north Texas to the Great Lakes.

SPC Day 1 Wind Outlook Issued: 1239Z 04/17/2026 Valid: 1300Z Fri 04/17 - 1200Z Sat 04/18 Map Description: A map of the U.S. showing wind probabilities. A large corridor of risk extends from Texas northeast into Michigan. A 45% probability (pink) with "Intensity 1" hatching covers much of Missouri, Illinois, and Indiana. A 30% area (red) surrounds it, with lower probabilities (15% yellow, 5% brown) extending further south and north.

SPC Day 1 Tornado Outlook Issued: 1239Z 04/17/2026 Valid: 1300Z Fri 04/17 - 1200Z Sat 04/18 Map Description: U.S. map showing tornado probabilities. A 15% risk area (red) with "Intensity 2" hatching covers parts of northern Illinois and southern Wisconsin. A 10% area (orange) and 5% area (brown) extend southwest through Missouri and Oklahoma, surrounded by a 2% (green) risk reaching from Texas to the Great Lakes.

NUMEROUS severe thunderstorms are likely this afternoon into tonight.

🚨IMPORTANT: Initially this may be accompanied by a risk for hail that is 2 to 3.5 inches in diameter (on average) and a few strong tornadoes, before severe wind gusts 60 to 90 mph become the most prominent hazard by this evening.

Sam from stardew valley lol

Remembering a bougie dentist I used to go in town where they offered water and COFFEE in their waiting room

Why on earth would you offer anything but water before a dentist appt!! (The poor dental hygienists…)

Is flossing daily for a week sufficient to fool my dentist tomorrow? Let’s find out!

BREAKING: Maine has approved a bill freezing construction of new data centers until November 2027, per WSJ

My hands smell like caulk

Dr stone is such a good anime bro I will be empty inside when it’s completed

It's worth noting here that these aren't bombings. This is demolition

The IDF are able to freely walk around here and rig these obviously residential properties with demolition explosives, so it's not like there's any threat at all to them

This is, VERY clearly, the war crime of wanton destruction

on CNBC Trump blasts Pope Leo for criticism of U.S. foreign policy 54 minutes ago CNN Trump says Pope Leo is 'terrible for foreign policy' 33 minutes ago Breaking News AP AP News Trump lambasts Pope Leo XIV, extending feud over Iran war with first.. 1 hour ago ^ Axios Trump unleashes tirade against "weak," "terrible" Pope Leo 31 minutes ago New York Post Trump blasts Pope Leo after pontiff's veiled jabs over Iran war,... 44 minutes ago.

Rather than treat Trump’s comments about Pope Leo as deranged, embarrassing and offensive to (many) Catholics, early headlines (and stories) paint it as Trump just bashing back against a political opponent. Truly broken media environment.

Going back to therapy after a few months 🫡 thankful it’s accessible to me

If you hear someone say, “this was an open secret for years,” and your response is to ask why they didn’t tell anyone, I think you misunderstand the term “open secret”.

What they’ve saying is that people without power couldn’t get the powerful to listen to them.

50 former staffers!

There’s a wave of attacks on the ruling class People have reached a breaking point. American consumer sentiment is terrible, registering at the lowest level ever recorded this week. Gas prices just jumped more in March than they have in any month...

Warehouses on fire, Molotov thrown at Sam Altman’s house, a data center supporting politician’s home shot at — attacks on the ruling class have begun.

Every attacker will now be deemed a terrorist, that’s inevitable.

But what the ruling class doesn’t want you to know is they made this inevitable.

My parents are such empty nesters lol
Going to car show cruises 😆

Brad got me two GF sourdough loaves and I just want to consume them all at once and it’s taking a lot of willpower to not do that

Alber says Swalwell is proof liberals would have voted for Harvey weinsten and Mike blips says yeah Harvey is a monster, but and then some horseshit

Yeah that's pretty much how it's been going

Paid off 1/5th of my student loans so far 🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡

Well, chronic fatigue kicked my ass this evening. Dozed for a few min a little after I got home at 5, then couldn’t stay awake around 8, so I basically went to bed at 8 on a Friday night and will be actually sleeping soon. I am so alive. 🙄

How I feel about George santos lol