Birthday Eve 20mg night can’t wait for my dreams to be wildly confusing

I’m also sorry…so many typos. I was going way too fast lol

No matter how confident, comfortable in myself, and loving myself now…there’s decades of time I just won’t post about. I realized long ago how that cab devolve to laces o don’t want to discuss with others

Taco Bell on this day? Bold belief it’ll be there on time

Coachella is trying to wipe all of the footage of The Strokes protest set so I’m gonna post it here. The last images on the screen made me cry.

OH! Also: The House Bunny

Also I saw EEAAO and yes another great stoned movie

Yithhhh let’s get 🫠 and 🫪

-Barb and Star Go to Vista Del Mar
-Connie and Carla
-Bottoms
-Do Revenge

Also they look incredible! Nicole and Sandra look so similar to how they looked in the first; they’re getting that Jlo work done

Obsessed

April ridership to date is about 10% higher than a year ago, continuing an overall upward trend. March broke multiple post-pandemic ridership records.
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The sharp increases underscore BART’s critical role in keeping the region moving when major infrastructure is out of commission. The increases were also bolstered by warm weekend weather; the previous weekend was rainy, which typically decreases BART ridership.

BART saw significant ridership increases across the system from Friday through Sunday as sunny weather and a weekend-long closure of a stretch of Interstate 80 in San Francisco prompted thousands of people to turn to transit as a reliable alternative.

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It’s Monday but still, the amount of people I smelled today is crazy

if we don't get a new "we come to this place for magic" bumper with both Nicole and Sandy I am gonna be SO mad

:/

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Excuse me she did?!

Amy Carter Gives History Geek Cardi B a Signed Copy of Jimmy Carter's White House Memoir on Her Final Tour Stop In a surprise political and musical crossover, former first daughter Amy Carter presented rapper Cardi B with a priceless gift at a backstage meet-and-greet in Atlanta

“Amy Carter gives U.S. history geek Cardi B a signed copy of Jimmy Carter's White House memoir at final stop of her tour.”

"Cardi thanked Carter, 58, profusely, multiple times, giving her a hug before their meet-and-greet time was up.”

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if you're under Porter you gotta drop (thanks Yee)

It’s teed up SO well too

What chaos did that video become

Sorry to be overly sincere for a second, but here's why we decided to persevere through all of the bullshit and take over InfoWars.

There's just gotta be a line somewhere.

Thank you @pablo.show for letting me talk so openly about this.

One of the Sandy Hook families lives in hiding 1500 mi away from their baby’s grave due to people stalking them.

The graves of multiple children have been defaced.

One of the fathers had to submit DNA evidence to prove his son was a REAL HUMAN BEING after Alex Jones’ book said he never existed.

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It’s finally happened. After 18 months. Finally, a media merger you can root for.

Pa. court recognizes ‘reproductive autonomy’ as a right, strikes down ban on public funding for abortion

In a 4-3 ruling, the Commonwealth Court found that abortion access is a fundamental right guaranteed by the Pennsylvania Constitution.

you’re all gonna feel really silly when we find out hamas was making rockets in the statue

DoxyPEP is already making an impact in the overall syphilis, chlamydia & gonorrhea rates in San Francisco!! The general population drop was 24% for syphilis, 18% for Chlamydia with 5% drop in gonorrhea. Doxy PEP users overall rates are much more significantly improved! hoodline.com/2026/04/doxy...