Computer, please summarize everything PG Wodehouse ever wrote in ten seconds

We will be jettisoning trans rights from the Dem Party platform over my room-temperature fucking corpse. We are leaving no one behind, and fuck anyone who thinks otherwise. A core tenet of American identity is that we, not the government, define ourselves.

All of us get protections or none of us do

it's easier to buy a gun in the united states than high-rise trousers

A picture of a wall with block letter graffiti reading: If you ever feel heavy because you care deeply about injustice, suffering, and ecological destruction, remember that a trillion dollar propaganda machine was built to make you numb and it didn't work on you.

Today's mood:

closeup of miette looking absolutely horrified (a door has been closed without her approval)

also: reaction image

Online age verification is not like "showing ID to buy alcohol" because

a) the liquor store doesn't get to scan your ID and store a digital copy of it forever in a database that will inevitably get hacked

b) you don't have to show ID to go to the library because they have cocktail recipe books

limited color fantasy pet commission in offset tones, a robed cat stands in front of his cat tree, grasping a dangling mouse and string in his raised hand. At his chest he holds a small flame. on his cat tower sits a cup of milk, a long sword, and a purse of coins.

The Magus | tarot pet portrait (2021)

#Thursday

For three weeks in May, the fate of the world rested on the shoulders of a corporate recruiter on the outskirts of Toronto. Allan Brooks, 47, had discovered a novel mathematical formula, one that could take down the internet and power inventions like a force-field vest and a levitation beam. Or so he believed. Mr. Brooks, who had no history of mental illness, embraced this fantastical scenario during conversations with ChatGPT that spanned 300 hours over 21 days. He is one of a growing number of people who are having persuasive, delusional conversations with generative A.I. chatbots that have led to institutionalization, divorce and death.

centuries of fairy tales & folklore about not trusting glittering, deceptive entities that flatter our vanity and look at us. eating the fae food, mesmerized by the mirror, etc. clown behavior.

“They won’t overturn same sex marriage!”

That’s what we all thought about Roe. We didn’t believe it could fall, until it did.

Please don’t become complacent.

The right wing christofascists have seized power & want to undo decades of hard won civil rights.

Protect Obergefell

Opining about the male loneliness crisis while women are losing access to reproductive rights, the maternal mortality rate is rising, and women are being forced out of the workforce is a real choice. It is a choice to ignore the deaths of women to promote the perceived victimhood of men.

I'm a triple water sign who can't be mean to her sims to save her life,but regularly does durge runs in BG3 🫡

"ChatGPT is great for brainstorming!"

Actually we have a tool for that already! It's called thinking. We use our brain. It's called brainstorming! Clue is in the name.

I too want to believe in a world where liberation is equivocated with sexual bravery, where orgasm is transformational and reparative, a true moment in which self and other collapse inward upon one another and are forever reconciled but unfortunately I live in real life

If we believed women, we wouldn't need the list.

Let that sink in.

Next time you need break up with someone, just tell them, “This is purely a financial decision against a challenging backdrop in dating. It is not related in any way to your performance, content or other matters happening in our relationship.”

I know it’s all bonkers and shit right now but just imagine how much worse everything would be if we had elected that lady who uses email or that other lady who laughs sometimes.

I don’t aspire to be equal to men, women are not committing genocides and around 90% of horrendous crimes globally and have never oppressed anyone systematically. Women are superior and that’s why they’ve tried to convince us otherwise and take our lives.

the american dream is hoping some fuck-off rich relative you never heard of dies and you inherit all their shit

Oh god I'm stuck in traffic on my bic- the jam is because of a hearse, and this dude on a rickshaw next to me mumbled. "What's the rush? Why are we putting even the dead through this shit. Not like they have anywhere left to go." Extremely hard I fear

when people feel the need to confess to me, a hater, how and when they use chatgpt?? as if i might grant papal dispensation for their little emails??? honey that's between you, god, and the melting ice caps good luck

Hexxus: a fluffy black cat with green eyes

Isley: a tabby cat with green eyes, laying on an office chair

Bramble Jam: a fluffy dilute calico cat lounging with her eyes closed and paws crossed

May I offer the latest pictures of my cats in this trying time 🩷🐈‍⬛

A poet buys weed.

“It’s for the pigeons,” he says.

Listen! A high coo.