Do it in a kettle!

Infowars/Onion combo logo in rainbow saying “I support the onion’s hostile media takeover.”

It’s finally happened. After 18 months. Finally, a media merger you can root for.

The Infowars news is funny, yes. But more importantly, it is an outright rebuke of Alex Jones' evil.

It's testament to the strength and resilience of the Sandy Hook families who survived this bullshit for more than a decade as well as the Onion, which didn't give up on this for the last 18 months.

Bender STEALING IS A FORM OF CREATIVITY

The year 2026

Renewables are great and all, but are your pylons supposed to be *glowing white* ??!

As an experiment I'm letting the paid tier of Gemini assist me in running my fantasy baseball team this year and based on my experience with this so far, the idea that LLMs are ready to take anyone's job is insane.

I know some people like the flattery/apologetic writing style of AI but it creeps me the fuck out

The Burger King is weak on borders

“Woman yelling at a cat” is an Internet meme. It juxtaposes two images: on the left, a screen capture of "Malibu Beach Party from Hell", an episode from The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, depicting cast member Taylor Armstrong crying and pointing (held back by Kyle Richards); and on the right, a picture uploaded to Tumblr in June 2018, depicting a white cat from Ottawa, Ontario, Smudge, sitting at a dinner table behind a salad with a seemingly bemused expression. This version has been edited to superimpose trumps angry screaming face over Taylor’s and the cat has been given a white pope mitre with a gold cross design.

Now, imagine if Bluesky went down and never came back up again.

But you log into Blacksky like nothing happened.

You 🫵🏾 are used to your friendships and connections being lost because of a corporation’s actions.

The collective AT Protocol project is to demonstrate otherwise.

Tell a friend.

Bluesky is made with AI, the engineers and even some non-engineers use Claude code

while bluesky was down i was visited by three spirits and learned the true meaning of Posting

So was it everyone liking my Bangers that took the site down?

ms word mail merge options

mail merging like it's 1987

Poor Sleep Linked To Gong Instrument’s Loud, Resonant Crash Can Be Disruptive

Poor Sleep Linked To Gong https://theonion.com/poor-sleep-linked-to-gong/

evading the Microsoft tax

bsky.app/profile/mark...

"the secret ingredient is slavery"

guy whose says "liminal" too much found dead at the end of a normal hallway

i hope the white house sends vance to campaign for Reform in britain

French government says au revoir Windows, bienvenue Linux It's part of a broader European movement to reduce reliance on American tech.

France moves away from Windows. The UK & rest of Europe, and @imperialcollegeldn.bsky.social, should follow suit! www.engadget.com/big-tech/fre...

Okay CTA. This is a good sign.

CONCIERGE: welcome to the hotel california

ME: if the hotel is air conditioned it should be called a coldel

CONCIERGE: (to manager) are you sure he can never leave

ember: it actually is the year of the linux desktop this time. if every operating system is going to be broke as fuck from now on i might as well be using the one i can fix myself

A guy asking ChatGPT to review a series of fart sound effects and getting a serious kiss ass response that calls it atmospheric

I can't stop laughing at this post. It's perfect.

Dear BBC News

Stop constantly getting right-wing American commentators on in a vain attempt to rationalise what Donald Trump is doing

It's not rational, he's not rational, and it is not your job to try and establish that any of this is rational

Just say he is a crazy, demented idiot

Vibes of 'we are uncovered - leave town at once'

ME: never assume

WIFE: because it makes an ass of u and me?

ME: what did i just say diane

Photoshop of the Moon made of cheese in the background. Flat Earth in the foreground. A mouse in a spacesuit is flying toward the cheese moon.

Latest Artemis II Photo Proving Problematic For Science