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The man who invented tenuous chocolate puns has died. May he Reese’s Pieces.
A list of extraordinary cameos in a notoriously shit film
A list of extraordinary cameos in a notoriously shit film
just two small sections of the cast that I already know I’ll reread several times today
He lived through slavery and did nothing. Good riddance.
I guess Sweden somehow qualifying after winning zero qualifiers is *what was meant to happen* (i.e. change the rules to ensure bigger teams qualify no matter what)
Changing the format to make sure everyone qualifies and then losing a major football nation that won 6/8 qualifiers is incredible work.
Italy winning 75% of their qualifiers and still not making a 48 team tournament has actually broken my head.
Much love to you, old pal. X
The only responsibility I feel right now, along with many others in Germany, is to keep bookmarking moments like this, so that people here don't turn around and tell the rest of the world "we had no idea what was happening". They know. Everyone knows. At best - at best - they don't want to see it.
there was a young man
from cork who got limericks
and haikus confused
Balls, I thought that was a set of Cov legends across the back right. Is it John Gregory??
Oh wait Paul Walsh ffs.
GODDAMMITTT.
OK so Shilton, Francis, Osman, Butcher, Pickering, Thomas, Williams, Cowans, Blissett, Statham, Barham. What do I win?
There’s no greater act of diplomacy than two next-door-neighbours pretending they never hear each other.
you’re welcome to talk to me like I’m five, it’s fine
recaps at the start of an episode are lovely thank you but also my attention span has been completely obliterated by social media so a better idea would be a proper explainer *at the end* to make sure I’ve fully understood what I just watched
Imagine dogs got to talk on the last day of their life and yours just said I’ve been in love with the dog down the road all this time and you’ve only let me talk to her once.
Imagine dogs got to talk on the last day of their life and yours just said je suis français mon ami, je n'ai pas compris un mot de ce que tu as dit depuis le premier jour.
Imagine dogs got to talk on the last day of their life and yours just said actually mate it’s been a bit boring I wish you’d taken me for more interesting walks.
Whatever the problem, your solution is always to go on holiday for a week and I respect that.
My daughter’s asleep and I can’t remember if she’s meant to be in college. Is waking her up when she doesn’t need to be awake worse than not waking her up when she does? It’s like having the nuclear codes, this.
My dog when I leave the house for five minutes: WHERE IS HE WHY HAS HE ABANDONED ME HOW WILL I SURVIVE WITHOUT HIM
My dog when he sees literally any other dog in the park: BYE THEN MATE I LIVE WITH THESE PEOPLE NOW
Me, every day of my dog’s life: I will do anything and everything to protect you, my little prince.
My dog, when I switch on the hoover: OH MY GOD HE IS GOING TO KILL ME
“What’s this? Sounds like Morrissey, but good.” - my wife, first time she heard Bobby, Don’t You Think They Know? (Which is indeed an absolute banger.)
Oh Moose, I’m so very sorry to hear this. I was lucky enough to meet Karen at one of your exhibitions and she was indeed endlessly kind, wise and fun. Much love to you and your family. x
The Green Party appears to be filming their PPBs in my nan’s house and I’m all for it.
Pancake Tuesday is like a day of posting on here. You have a couple of bad ones at first, you make one really good one that you yourself enjoy and a few remaining thin ones for everyone else.
That’s the spirit.
Happy birthday to you. 🎂