Posts by Capt. Spastic
Been sharing the full YouTube video everywhere I can.
Rest in peace Reverend Jackson. You fought the good fight.
โAs the airplane took off, Epstein started touching me forcibly in between my legs, and I freaked out. I realized, this is not a modeling opportunity, I've been kidnapped. They whisked me away to the island. I was stuck there. They never arranged any modeling opportunities, I was completely conned."
I'm just gonna leave this right here...
Sometimes, ya just need a trombone:
www.anothersdatrombone.com
It's a Halloween FRIIIIIIDAY!!! Please be extra careful at ghost & monster crossings tonight. Happy Halloween everyone! @jardincarona
It's a scary FRIIIIIIDAY, before the spookiest night of the year. We have a Halloween on the day this year! ๐ปโ ๏ธ๐ @jardincarona
Don't look now, but the tequila ghosts are here this SPOOOOKY FRIIIIIIDAY! Have a great weekend everyone! @jardincarona
Robert Eugene Brashers has been identified as the man who killed 13-year-old Amy Ayers, 15-year-old Sarah Harbison, 17-year-old Eliza Thomas and 17-year-old Jennifer Harbison at a North Austin yogurt shop in December 1991.
It's the last FRIIIIIIDAY of September! Fall is here, so have a great autumnal weekend! @jardincarona
It's a ramping up for Halloween ๐ FRIIIIIIDAY! Have a spookily great weekend everyone!
It's an autumnal FRIIIIIIDAY!!! Have a great weekend everyone! @jardincarona
It's an autumnal FRIIIIIIDAY! my favorite holiday is right around the corner! Have a BOO-tiful weekend everyone! @jardincarona
It's an early fall, allergy ridden FRIIIIIIDAY! If I see you & don't say anything, it's because I can't talk right now. @jardincarona
It's a dog days of summer FRIIIIIIDAY! Perfect time for a perfect frozen margarita! Salut everyone! @jardincarona
It's a DAMN hot FRIIIIIIDAY!!! No better time for a great frozen margarita! @jardincarona
It's a first August FRIIIIIIDAY! and it's a hot one! Stay cool with a tasty frozen beverage. They have those here! @jardincarona
It's a mid-summer FRIIIIIIDAY! and that's good enough reason for a delicious margarita! Have a great weekend everyone!
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It's a low key FRIIIIIIDAY!!! (for now anyway!). Post 4th, and Pre-One of The Greatest Occasions to Celebrate: MY BIRTHDAY! ๐คฃ @jardimcarona
It's the last June FRIIIIIIDAY!!!! Have a great weekend everyone and stay cool with nice frozen margarita! @jardincarona
It's a full on summer FRIIIIIIDAY! Grab a cold margarita or a cold beer and have a great weekend! @jardincarona
It's a damn hot FRIIIIIIDAY! & it's only June 6th! Have a great weekend everyone!
It's a 1 year old birthday party FRIIIIIIDAY! weekend. Everyone have a celebratory drink for my little man! @jardincarona
It's an Eeyore's Birthday FRIIIIIIDAY! Come join the celebration tomorrow at Pease Park! Have a great weekend everyone! @jardincarona
Happy 420 everyone!
Be baked & chillax
It's a good, Good FRIIIIIIDAY! Don't shoot any bunnies! @jardincarona
It's a pre-tax day FRIIIIIIDAY! Have a great weekend everyone, and say NOTHING about the account in the Caymans! @jardincarona
All in all, it's a really fucked up FRIIIIIIDAY! But still try and have a great weekend everyone. @jardincarona