I don't want to sound uncharitable here but the author's title was "content strategist", which sounds like the punchline of a lazy "email job" joke

iPhone Free. It has no app store, a filesystem, root access, a phone jack and costs $6000.

I went to a place in North Carolina where, for $10, you could feed some meat on a long stick to a tiger in a very dicey cage. And by "you" I mean "I", because I fed that tiger. For $50 you could play with baby tigers but I didn't do that. This was in like 2012.

Imagine wall sits, but fast

I've invented the wheel! This is a game changer. Now we can crush way more people with way less effort. It has no other uses that I can think of.

You know there's a lot of room to add Running Man style explosive collars to our political system.

13 is watching a video essay on Young Sheldon and the visuals are just a million one second clips from the show, unrelated to the words, and it's crazy making. Oh wait now its another video essay on The Middle and it's the same thing. Great.

Does it matter if it works? The charges won't stick but the bankruptcy will.

Whoever wrote this has never read Guns & Ammo. The soap opera of "new weapon for XYZ agency" is their bread and butter, and it never ends.

1950s sci fi never dealt with a rogue AI bankrupting its user because it burned too many tokens checking the time once every millisecond

Smoke weed, get bitches

- Garfield 24:16

Watching Dolemite on Kanopy is extremely NPR coded. I'm not sure why but it is.

Watching Dolemite for the first time. More poetry than I was expecting. (Motherfucker)

There's an entire strata of "we taught him wrong, as a joke" school systems that funnel directly into the Republican party and now the federal government. It's super cool.

You could score like a B+ in a university animal behavior class by doing exactly and only this.

I did in fact read to the end. The federal judges, whose opinion is the only one that matters, must simply have a different notion of "credibility" than the common usage.

The oil standards people are already issuing waivers for vendors to deviate from the API standards that usually apply. There will still be oil for your engine but the formula might change. It's complicated, but the end result will be "it costs more".

If Meet The Parents was Dr. No, chronologically this is The Living Daylights.

"Boss says no buttplug returns"

"My swords are up there"

I refuse to engage with Star Wars lore. It's either on the screen or it's not. I walk out of the theater and I'm free.

I propose: what if a dick were not in a box?

Well it's that or murder 4th grade girls. Six of one, half dozen of the other. Gotta pay up regardless.

It's been killing me who he reminds me of

My phone has aged out of support for my work 2fa app's pushes but- haha!- it still generates working codes! Fuck you I will never upgrade!

Every cop in the 80s was told the LSD was absorbed through the skin. You should know that your skin's primary function is to transmit substances on its exterior surface to your bloodstream. This is called evolution. Now cyclorphine has evolved to be absorbed into your bones, causing spookiness.

Extrait de Acide butyrique

The DOJ's credibility "hangs in the balance" in April of 2026? Really? Its credibility was in question perhaps as late as 1/21/2025 but after that it was pretty clear where it lay.

Did some empirical research this morning and a dustbuster will not vacuum a spider out of its web. What is this thing even for?

I once heard tell he ate 51 eggs, I did