Every time I go to the doctor I feel like I’m on Shark Tank “Sharks, I’m here asking for a .5mg raise in my Xanax dose and a refill of my 15mg adderall prescription for a 10% stake in my business”

Same

Woah cool!!

Seems like a pretty anti woke take to me

Banger

April fools

Haha nancyyyyyyy

Haha, feel that today! 🥶

You better show some respect when you speak Nancy’s name or I will sluggo your ass

Haha more like the hurt room

Classic Nancy

Scared money don’t make no money, sluggo!

Don’t make me tap the sign again bsky.app/profile/mtsw...

Hahaha

Haha sluggo got his ass

Haha classic Nancy

Kaitie made me turn it off bc the dog died

It’s cold af and I’m watching The Thing

Haha banger

No Country for Old Men, but the guy is carrying around a nitrous tank

Real loser behavior to bring your entourage to your Lot Radio set. 2 guests max!

Ok but what if I WANT my tax dollars to pay for condoms??

It’s not

My bluesky algo not hittin yet but my twitter algo is just videos of people dying and antisemitism

Lucky, such a good park

Fuck

Very happy to be making my return to skate twitter I mean bluesky #skateboarding #skate #skatetwitter

Using my first bluesky post to star a rumor that @buddyhead.bsky.social is a nepo baby

Damn, cant believe they caught the shooter