That's for me, dude.

Oooh. That was probably meant for me.

Yo what's up?

Maybe you're the imposter.

You think you have it bad...

Philip J Frye eating an egg salad sandwich

I wouldn't but I know somebody that would.

Who wore it better?

The married life, sir.

Captain, did you see any similarities with you and any of the characters from the movie?

Thank you for using an actual Slim Jim and not your slim jim sir. We don't want to get flagged again.

I shall get him fitted for a uniform and have a hollow log placed in his quarters, sir.

Of course, sir.

Still waiting for the Spacer Quest with Zapp and Kif spinoff.

Sir, can we hire a social media director to be your photographer? I fear that my lack of a conventional skeleton makes it difficult for me to operate the camera.

You know what? Fuck you. *unslurms your McKenzie*

I'm most closely related to the sea cucumber. Sex for me is releasing my sperm in a body of water.

I need to get in a hot tub with the Mars Wongs.

Can I have a margarita, sir?

Would you like me to, um, buckle your belt for you, sir?

@zapp.bsky.social are we gonna do this, skipper?

*sigh* thanks for your consideration and not holding the actions of my current employer against me.

Are you hiring? I don't like my boss.

Would you like the lavender or cucumber-melon after balm, sir?

Oh, absolutely sir.

You already destroyed the Titanic, sir.

very well sir *sigh*

Would you like me to turn down your bed, sir?