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Posts by Control Alt Minuit 🇨🇦

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a man wearing a black helmet is standing next to another man wearing a black helmet Alt: Dark Helmet, from Spaceballs, is drinking a cup of coffee. Through his ridiculously oversized helmet.

No stream today. I wasn't feeling well over the weekend. I'm much better now but have nothing ready and don't feel up to talking for three hours yet.

See you, um, next Thursday. But in a nice way.

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"Stay a while and listen."

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"Did you know that you can solve most of your issues, including starting the Butlerian Jihad, by going to our website? Never mind that you're calling about something different, please just hang up and go there instead. It would make my day so much easier if I never had to answer this phone."

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Congratulations on that. You've been working hard on this and it's well deserved.

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I always mentally add "This picture was the twelfth time I made this and I don't want to even talk about the other times" to the photo captions.

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Homer Simpson in a kitchen wearing an apron, staring at a bowl.  There is an open box of Corn Flakes on one side of the bowl and an open carton of milk on the other.  Somehow, the bowl is on fire.

Homer Simpson in a kitchen wearing an apron, staring at a bowl. There is an open box of Corn Flakes on one side of the bowl and an open carton of milk on the other. Somehow, the bowl is on fire.

It all seems so simple when it's written down...

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🔴 I'm LIVE from 3 – 8 p.m. EDT TODAY @ --> twitch.tv/maerchen1313 <-- with 5+ hrs of 21st-C #Synth #Darkwave + #DarkElectro #music. Don't miss it! #music #musicsky #nowspinning #musiciansky #supportartists #musicchannel #gaming #VTuber #ENVTuber #Vsky #art #gamedev #indiedev #DJ #3ddigital #LGBTQ

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I wanted that janky campy but dramatic style that Kate Bush brought in her Army Dreamers music video… except me… and indoors.

Watch it here: youtu.be/DXST8Gfydxw?...

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The hotdog burger with the name translated as “Unsuspecting tyrant double-decker beef fort”

The hotdog burger with the name translated as “Unsuspecting tyrant double-decker beef fort”

It has a name, you know

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Reader Question #4: My friend is dating someone terrible, or, Secrets of The Darth Vader Boyfriend. Dear Captain Awkward: A close friend is dating a total loser.  Please give me the magic-spell-words to make him see this and dump him.  Or else the fortitude to watch him marry this creep.  …

Luke is also ignoring some pretty sound dating advice.

“Luke, he lured your friends into a trap so that he could murder them in front of you."

“Yeah, that was pretty bad, I admit! But there’s good in him! I’ve felt it!”

captainawkward.com/2011/01/17/r...

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Yup. And a few others before him like Carrie Fisher. I can forgive reusing and editing existing footage for a movie that was already near completion, but if you're starting a new project and really want someone who can't play the role, just recast them. Anything else is ghoulish.

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The only thing worse than Amazon trying to remake Fern Gully without Robin Williams would be if they _did_ try to put him in it.

Revolutions have begun for less.

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I'm still trying to figure out just when that song that asked when Mötley Crüe became classic rock became classic rock.

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Filed under "H" for "Bible Verse".

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I. Thou shalt not do anything that makes me add new Commandments.

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What's your favorite Bible verse? (Wrong answers only)

"To my darling Candy.

"All characters portrayed within this book are fictitious and any resemblance to persons living or dead is purely coincidental."

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I'm working on it.

<3

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This Is Just To Say

I have Forbidden
the posts
that were on
the Bluesky

and which
you were probably
saving
for reading

Forgive me
they were Insufficient
Resources
and Rate Limit Exceeded

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Much like Bluesky today, this stream is canceled. I'm not feeling great and nobody needs to listen to me coughing for three hours

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The giant monstrous crab-like "Lurker" from Gloomhaven and Frosthaven.  It's big, it's bad, and it doesn't like all that melted butter you have.

The giant monstrous crab-like "Lurker" from Gloomhaven and Frosthaven. It's big, it's bad, and it doesn't like all that melted butter you have.

Thursday means that skwerlie1.bsky.social will be throwing crabs at me, but it will happen while I'm playing Gloomhaven. This is totally different from every other time that happens.

Come see the difference tonight at 7 PM Eastern.

twitch.tv/ctrlaltminuit/

#Twitch #Vtuber #ENVtuber #IndieVTuber

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Best Star Trek captain.

Wrong answers only.

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The Blue Sky (2015 Remaster) YouTube video by A-ha - Topic

The Norwegian judges have something to say about that.

It's "There are no girls in here as far as I can see", but it's _something_.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOKq...

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CtrlAltMinuit - Live on Twitch Monday Night Subnautica | Next: Thu 7PM | Come on in and say Hi! | 🎮 🐦‍⬛ 🌃 | Playing Subnautica: Below Zero

We are live with Subnautica: Below Zero: Monday Night Subnautica
Join us at https://twitch.tv/ctrlaltminuit

#Twitch #Vtuber #ENVtuber #IndieVTuber #gamedev

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A scene from "Romancing the Stone".  Jack Colton (Michael Douglas) is standing next to the wreck of his Jeep and looking wistfully at a picture of a large white sailboat.

A scene from "Romancing the Stone". Jack Colton (Michael Douglas) is standing next to the wreck of his Jeep and looking wistfully at a picture of a large white sailboat.

"I knew I should've listened to my mother. I could've been a cosmetic surgeon, five hundred thou a year, up to my..." Oh hello! It's Monday, so we're going back to Subnautica Below Zero tonight at 7PM. We can ride around in my little mule, Pepe and dream of a big boat.

twitch.tv/ctrlaltminuit

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One is written in Python, the other in PowerPoint.

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Bunnies in a raft pull up next to a spaceship capsule, which has just splashed down and is floating in the open sea. Visible in the capsule, two bunnies wave at the ones in the boat.

Bunnies in a raft pull up next to a spaceship capsule, which has just splashed down and is floating in the open sea. Visible in the capsule, two bunnies wave at the ones in the boat.

Daily bunny no.3285 made it home safely

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Drop some DOORS 🏠🏬🖤🛖🏰

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Had a great stream. We're nearing the end of Gloomhaven and were just on our way to the final boss when the most interesting side quest popped up...

Big thanks to everyone who joined us, and to @lizetteand.bsky.social for the raid! We ended by raiding @tabbybat.bsky.social. See you next time!

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CtrlAltMinuit - Live on Twitch It is Thursday yet. Let's go to Gloomhaven! | Next: Mon 7PM | Come on in and say Hi! | 🎮 🐦‍⬛ 🌃 | Playing Gloomhaven

We are live with Gloomhaven: It is Thursday yet. Let's go to Gloomhaven!
Join us at https://twitch.tv/ctrlaltminuit

#Twitch #Vtuber #ENVtuber #IndieVTuber #gamedev

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