Captain Pike is right. We don't need holograms to have a virtual meeting.

We were blown away this weekend, literally.

(Thanks, sashiesdispensary.com.)

He's smiling because this isn't Fox News but he still gets to push his upside-down propaganda without pushback.

You still have the same face, Elise. Stop trying to make Trump love you. It's not gonna happen.

No, their viewers are. Every Fox News addict I know is objectively a dumbass. I only know one with a college degree, and he lost his job by refusing to get vaccinated for COVID.

Dumbasses.

Caitlyn Jenner was once America's greatest athlete. I remember reading this parody of "The Incredible Hulk" in MAD Magazine in 1979. The irony since then has been twisted into a pretzel.

FBI seizes electronics from family that operates area barbershops FBI seizes electronics from family that operates area barbershops as part of offshore gambling ring probe.

There's a terrible local pizza place that I've always assumed was a money laundering front, or maybe selling drugs.

The FBI just raided the barbershop next door on suspicion of money laundering, illegal gambling, and loansharking.

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"Cadillac, Cadillac. Long, dark, shiny and black."

Buck Rogers said Funk and Wagnalls YouTube video by toonerjay

"If you call that interfering, there's something wrong with your Funk & Wagnalls."
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Elise, you know perfectly well why Trump doesn't love you.
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He's like Joe Pesci in "Goodfellas" combined with Frank Booth from "Blue Velvet."

"The Age of Incontinence (2026)."

How is Chuck Grassley still in the Senate?

Ginger and Maryann at the lagoon.

No TV show in history used the word 'lagoon' more than "Gilligan's Island."

She's the one who lived in a trailer at Vasquez Rocks, which is apparently not a national park in their universe, but a painstaking recreation of Cestus III.

Robert Carlyle's unhinged performance in Trainspotting is truly terrifying. One of the scariest characters in film history.

Try navigating a college campus where every single person walking is not only wearing headphones, they also have their face glued to their phone.

The B. I thought the hull modification was a clever way to preserve the canon of Picard's "Wall of Enterprises."

Yoda saying "You Wilby!"

Wookiepedia: "A Wilby is small creature native to Dagobah known for foolishly getting itself killed by ignoring danger." #StarWars

Elise Stefanik crying into her morning tea RN.

No person could do this on the regular without some serious illicit drugs.

Paul Wesley as Capt.Kirk in the Captain's chair.

"If you were in charge of Star Trek, what would you do?"

"Star Trek: Year One" is a no-brainer home run. WTF are we doing here?

Remember back when it was just breaking double-figures and you wrote a list of them all with notes that you had to keep hidden?

Or start as sci-fi and end as horror, like Cronenberg's "The Fly (1986)?"

In the theater, some of the opening dialogue in Alien (1979) was as hard to hear as Tenet (2020), boosting the verisimilitude and immersiveness while drawing you in.

At the end, Sigourney Weaver undressed for no reason and that became a franchise motif, of course.

I had an IBM PC at work in 1986. I recently retired from I.T. after using every Windows there ever was.

Now my main rig is a docked Steam Deck. The Steam OS desktop experience is a really smooth Linux transition from Windows. I can do everything I need to do (free) without the constant shovelware.

They should call themselves "The Prometheans."

R.E.M.'s "Losing My Religion" from last week's rehearsal.

He has always appeared bleary-eyed and slovenly. I guess he was as hungover as he looked.

If Hunter Biden shaved.

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