Also, id anybody knows an Otter Pop alternative that is dye-free but still has added sugar instead of 100% fruit juice please let me know.

Has nobody yet invented a hands-free otter pop holder❓This was supposed to be my summer

Some of his beats are wicked and immoral

Fido2 passkey? Fido is a dogs name. Pfft

Few better feelings than watching someone play Frog Fractions for the first time.

It's like seeing your kid ride a bike for the first time.

So good! I loved the art style of gen 1 Mons

That's the Apple version on the right.

My fav emoji right now is the "this sucks but I'm dealing with it" guy

🥴

I'm not a girl OR an anime and I'd watch it!!!!

Orange man has a broken dick and can't get wood so he doesn't want us to have it either

Yes

Kinda surprised XFL or Slamball never took off

Five shows to get to know me

1. Saturday Night Live
2. Slime Time Live
3. Live with Regis and Kathie Lee
4. Jimmy Kimmel Live
5. Live PD

tweet from @theseantcollins: JESUS CHRIST (ninth hour): Eloi, Eloi, lama sabachthani? GOOFY (present at the crucifixion): Gawrsh

tweet from @david8hughes: Judas: still on for Friday? Jesus: Friday? Judas: yeah, the last supper Jesus: the what? Judas: supper. Normal supper with the fellas

there are two absolutely canonical Good Friday posts

Just got done inventing Lexapro 2. It actually makes you more depressed

*nodding sagely*

"Right. Of course"

When I toss my trash from afar, everyone *thinks* I'm saying "Kobe", like Kobe Bryant.

What I'm actually saying is "Kobe" as in Kobe City in Hyogo Prefecture, Japan. With my "delivery", I'm celebrating the city's role in the Meiji Restoration by providing an integral trade hub with the West.

Protein Hot Sauce

I use reverse-pomodoro

🥴

In our hearts and minds at all times

A guy but his head is a big mass of unknown goo stuff

Blue screen of death in the Cryo Archive

Bunch of dudes vacuum sealed like last nights leftovers

No matter what cosmic horror I'm viewing Med Drone is just chilled out, vibing.

#Marathon

Would

Why can he talk❓

Does Scooby Doo have a whole Doo family à la the Kongs? Is there a Funky Doo or a Cranky Doo? Or maybe just a weird one like Doinky Doo or something

If you could just do one thing for me today as a personal request, please hug and smooch your pets extra.

Baby Bilbo's Balrog Bonkers

It may be pseudoscience but I swear when my kids have artificial dyes they go feral.

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Steam title card for the game "Marathon", showing 18.2 hours of playtime.

Me three days ago:

"Marathon? Who tf cares about another sweatelord extraction shooter. Destiny 3 was passed over for this shit?"

Me today: