Because is it even a proper third decade of the century if something doesn’t get banned?

Never forget.

When Australian reporters refer to the UK prime minister, all I hear is “suck here, Starmer”!

A picture of an Australian Medicare card in a hotel key card slot

Is there no end to the legacy of Gough Whitlam?

My hotel room key is supposed to go into this slot to turn room facilities on, but it’s 27° and the aircon turns off if I leave and take it with me. My Medicare card, however, keeps the aircon on while I go exploring 🥵

𝐈𝐧 𝐆𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡 𝐖𝐞 𝐓𝐫𝐮𝐬𝐭 😇

Ok, Britannia, we get it already! We know you’re tough and you can handle the heat! Just put the air-conditioners back in the buses already! Sheesh 🙄

As a professional educator, I love seeing the learning process in action! I’m somewhat less impressed when the learner is a president of the Untied States and she had access to all the information necessary to do that learning eleventy-five fucking years ago 🙄

The commentary suggesting that the Liberal Party needs to change misses the entire point of a party. If they can change their ideology, why are they even a party in the first place? The Liberal Party can continue their rightward march all the way to the crossbench, and that is absolutely fine 🤷🏻‍♂️

Are we sure we can get a result tonight? Surely the increase in pre-poll votes makes that less likely?

Next year’s democracy sausages watching us eat this year’s democracy sausages #awkward

#ausvotes #Monash #Gippsland #beef

Dear Catholic Church,
Pay taxes before you demand a say in public affairs.

Putting the “Putin says” at the end is the best sarcasm

drag queen rupaul says " you bettah slay that day " on a stage ALT: drag queen rupaul says " you bettah slay that day " on a stage

#Canada, it’s your time to shine 🇨🇦

I think I just need to keep saying it every election; incumbent candidates should be isolated for the last three weeks of every election campaign #auspol