John McCain. And he’s better than the republicans dead than they are alive

He’s not smart enough for cryptic messages he saw the gold 🎤 and posted it.

Ironically, he can’t define both of these.

Just pre-ordered to see Meryl and Anne May 1st. I think somewhere in all of us we like to be a sub.

I can’t wait until he dies someday.

Homemade chicken salad for the win!

Happy Tax Day, New York. We’re taxing the rich.

I’ll pay mine when they pay theirs

#taxtherich

Am I the only one who doesn’t respond to sales emails not because I’m irritated, but because there may come a time when I need what they offer and I need the 6 month reminder email?

Calling on JD Vance to endorse the New York Yankees, Duke basketball and herpes because we need to defeat all 3.

Can’t wait until the Pope Leo commissions a crusade to take the U.S. back from the infidels. Shit is gettin spicy 🌶️

The victory of the opposition in Hungary yesterday, like the Polish election in 2023, is a victory for democracy, not just in Europe but around the world.

I was elected as a democratic socialist, and will continue to govern as a democratic socialist.

100 days in — and we’re just getting started.

You can always tell when a Marshalls has an ocd employee

One of my cartoons in Monday's Metro

It’s almost as if removing him from office before he does this would be sufficient.

Ofc she didn’t she would have been too old for him

BUTTIGIEG: The strait was open before they started this

KERNEN: They were close to having 11 nuclear weapons!

BUTTIGIEG: We had other ways of dealing with them

KERNEN: Like what? Obama's way?

BUTTIGIEG: That worked

KERNEN: That didn't work!

BUTTIGIEG: Did they get a nuclear weapon under Obama?

Fuck pardons. On both sides. You do the crime you do the time. Presidential pardons should only be issued in extreme cases and need to be treated as such

Remember when we watched movies without subtitles? Some sick people we were.

Buttigieg: "For the leader of this country to make a nakedly genocidal threat against another civilization as if the US was a death star that was going around blowing up civilizations, of course that is a new low ... the whole country is being judged just for tolerating that kind of thing at the WH"

MacFarlane: If the first lady is trying to preemptively defuse a journalistic bomb that's coming on the Epstein files, I know a lot of good PR practitioners would say: you don't defuse a bomb by calling attention to the bomb

I just learned something.

According to international law, even making the THREAT of wiping out a civilization is a war crime. Just the threat.

Therefore, AGAIN, Trump has already committed a war crime.

It’s been 111 days since they were supposed to be released.

Sofa POV

Everyone should say Fox News. He lies, they lie

If we are really honest with ourselves, the reason we are in this mess is because they are remaking Harry Potter.

We all know the bullet didn’t miss, but we really wish it missed the other direction.

The President of the United States is a madman.