Booty shorts with two QR codes on the ass that lead to a PDF of The Communist Manifesto and a page where you can stream Scooby Doo

𝚁𝙴𝚂𝙸𝚂𝚃

Coming from a local nonprofit fundraising background, I am giggling that this could literally be any org.

This concept has been weighing heavy on me this week.

"Another public reckoning with sexual violence is underway. For men, empathy remains the ceiling. For women and survivors, it has always been the floor."

@jezebeldotcom.bsky.social is much more eloquent than I: www.jezebel.com/the-culture-...

Watching someone play New Super Mario Bros and just being like… Peach, you really don’t have much control over the provinces huh. Your enemies are so far into your borders as to make them meaningless. Why is your one line of defence this little Italian man and his green brother?

I’m not the only survivor noting this today. 👇🏼

We live in a human centipede mobius strip.

This is what Mumford & Sons looks like to me

Is it like this in other offices?

Broken things are just worked around and the issue isn't noted.

People (MEN) wait for someone else (9/10 times A WOMAN) to fix it. It's always a standoff to see which one of us breaks first.

I'm not your secretary. Put on your big boy pants and communicate.

15min into troubleshooting the giant shared color copier/printer/fax machine to see why nothing includes the yellow toner, a very helpful gent from a neighboring department walks by and says, "Oh, it's been doing that for at least six months."

"OH REALLY."

one must imagine sisyphus wearing a funny little hat

Now that song is stuck in my head. Thanks.

As a kid, my mother would pack my St. Pat's Day lunch with entirely green food: Green milk. Green bread (from the snake-shaped bakery loaf). Green tuna salad.

We are not Irish. She was of English descent.
I maintain this was a war crime.

Last item alone should have saved her spot in the Hague.

Lowly Worm in his apple car captioned with lyrics from Tracy Chapman: You got a fast car. I got a plan to get us out of here.

🪱

Alternate:

How your email finds me.

How your email finds me.

2026:

The Singularity is upon us: Apple's AI summarized a text message that read "I'm still down to clown if you are" to.... "clown event still possible."

The YEARNING. Ennui. Existential angst, but make it fashion.

"BuT iT's CaMp!"

Sit down, sir.

Kafka understood that an even greater indignity than being turned into a giant insect was still being required to go to work afterward.

The most accurate take on Mr. Murphy I've ever seen.

The Fish Doorbell — The Fish Doorbell Did you spot a fish? Press the Fish Doorbell! This alerts our lock operator to let the fish through. The Fish Doorbell is in Utrecht, NL.

Happy Fish Doorbell Day for those who celebrate!
visdeurbel.nl/en/

Fish Doorbell – It's almost here! — The Fish Doorbell Zie je een vis? Druk op de Visdeurbel dan opent onze sluiswachter de sluis en kunnen de vissen doorzwemmen.

FISH DOORBELL IS BACK ON MARCH 2!!!
visdeurbel.nl/en/

The absolute SPEED at which I reposted this.

How your email finds me.

This is the most important thing on the internet rn 🤣😭

It's just this easy

Still advising people to stay in place and stay safe, obviously.

Emphasis on possible.

They're getting all neighboring municipalities (and hopefully County PD) to help sweep the buildings since the campus is large.

Additional info for you: possible hoax(?). First responders are sweeping all buildings for the rest of the day to confirm and ensure safety.

Source: I work with those first responders and was just given an update.