fun fact: at one point I dated a woman named June and she married a trans guy named August, and they nicknamed me July because sometimes I came in between them

"Counteroffer" was inaccurate, actually, that implies the owners came back with it. Rather, there's another potential buyer.

Anyway, the adventure continues.

Welp. There's a counteroffer on the house. Upped our bid, but we definitely have a ceiling.

just imagined of a t4t highlander fanfic where they're both terminally subby bottoms.

you can call this many things but not dishonest. it DOES have "fire" in the keywords

This whole thread is extremely real and very very familiar. 🫂🫂🫂

two images of the human body's circulatory system. One of them with good cable management

The human circulatory system, before and after proper cable management.

A pink haired woman in a pink crop top, jeans, and a fluffy pink jacket.

A pink haired woman in a pink and gold top with gold earrings and full makeup with winged liner.

I haven't taken many excuses to really go all out on a look lately, but I had one today and I took it.

Brass snail

Brass snail mesuring tape

The best thing ive ever found in a garadge sale, a snail that is also a mesuring tape

Tim Curry in The Rocky Horror Picture Show

Tim Curry in Clue

Tim Curry in The Three Musketeers

Tim Curry in Muppet Treasure Island

Happy 80th birthday to Tim Curry who has always, *always* understood the assignment.

My fellow dolls, we need to revive the chatelaine as an accessory!

This is single handedly the funniest scene from any Star Trek

when our grandkids ask "how could you not see the Republic of Gilead approaching?" we'll have to explain how someone threatened to launch the Republic of Gilead every couple months and it was hard to tell which ones could actually pull it off

We HAVE to get the techbros off the ayahuasca and back on regular old cocaine

let women liiiiiiive

The trouble with being brave (i.e., still being scared but doing the thing anyway) is that it doesn't really help for activities that require you to be comfortable and at ease for them to work, nor is it especially helpful for activities you're ostensibly supposed to be enjoying.

losing my mind

A flatscreen display on a "smart" water fountain, demanding to be reconnected to the internet.

In 1999, I was playing a decker in Shadowrun, and tried to distract a guard by hacking a water fountain to overflow, and my GM said "why would a water fountain be on the network? That's fucking stupid. No you can't try."

Well it's 2026 and I just want you to know, Phil, that I FUCKING CALLED IT!

I do not want to create an account or open a subscription I just want to buy a thing and never hear from you again why is this so hard.

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Because (gestures vaguely at 2026 and The Absolute State Of It)?

wholesome af, love this for you and gods bless

Add a demon to your relationship.

There is no couple that can't be made stronger, stickier, and more satisfied as a demonic thruple.

TIL that “Birdhouse in Your Soul” is about a night light, from the perspective of the night light.

People, we don’t deserve They Might Be Giants.

That looks SO GOOD 😍

Frank Herbert I apologize for ever doubting you

I mean this is exactly how I'd look if I came back from vacation to find my house (Earth) was still a huge mess.