Can he just fuck off there already?

Cursed breakfast cereal: "Cinnamon Bean Crunch"

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@jongraywb.bsky.social, I saw this advertised on Threads and Sarah asked me to send it your way:

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What I refer to as Schrodinger's Dickhead: the guy who comes out with trash and slurs for attention, and then waits for the audience reaction to see if he needs to yell "Just kidding!" afterwards.

The intellectual level of my four year old - and at least she knows that she shouldn't be doing it.

"I don't wanna die in fuckin' Hormuz!"

Threads screenshot from @katebullockwrites: "I'm fucking delighted that I'm at the sex club and we're hosting a Mario kart tournament and eveyone is here for it. It's epic."

From Threads, credit to @katebullockwrites.bsky.social - screenshotting here as this genius hasn't posted this banger here on Bluesky (yet?).

I had the urge to go make a coffee so I had something to spit out:

What the fuck Nvidia no

Nobody wants this

on the left, shelob from lord of the rings on the right, shelob from lord of the rings, but wb games thought she needed a bit of a glowup

Here's my bullshit prediction for the Sonic Movie 4 mid-credits sequence:

Yahya Abdul-Mateen II as Big the Cat.

Fuck it, why not?

obviously today is a huge embarrassment for Matt Goodwin and for Reform, which is something that we absolutely ought to celebrate, but we must also remember it's a huge embarrassment for Morgan McSweeney and Maurice Glasman and all the Blue Labour weirdos, and that's important to celebrate too :)

Kansas has, overnight, invalidated the drivers’ licenses of trans people, a pointless cruelty that upends their lives

If Brits think “it won’t happen here” think again! Groups in the U.K. who want the same thing are routinely invited to consult with Labour and normalised in our press!

Dear game industry: I’m going to hold your hand as I say this, but

No-one. Wants. Your AI. Bullshit.

Nobody.

There is no audience for it. Stop it.

i really do despise this mothefucker on a genetic bone marrow level, he's like a golem cobbled together by assholes, made of all the very worst american attributes

we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad

GM: Charisma check.

Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]

GM: that’s a d6 how did you

Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊

Chart of Palantir stock crashing -26.03% in the last 30 days

If you're having a bad day, take a moment to check out this luscious scenery.

right now “illegal” is anything a billionaire fascist doesn’t like. we need to learn to call that out as the bullshit it is.

Arresting Black journalists is also vice signaling. Their base is racist and hates journalists and they want to get them excited again. The mainstream media industry has never protected Black journalists or journalists of color the way it should.

Bondi directed federal agents to arrest four journalists.

Georgia Fort, Don Lemon, Jamael Lundy, and Trahern Crews.

All Black. All doing their jobs.

Recall that Melissa Hortman and her husband were murdered not long ago by a fake cop who showed up at their door looking like this guy

The arrests of Don Lemon, Georgia Fort, and Jamael Lundy are unacceptable and a clear violation of the Constitution.

This is a dangerous abuse of power that threatens the rights of every single American.

They must be released immediately.

When I try to explain to people that investors are generally very, very stupid people this is what I mean.

I'm no financial wunderkind but I have a feeling that the stock market might not be good for the games industry.

4 Black journalists have been kidnapped by the federal government

Requiem for a Meme, or something

ICE is upset that ICE isn't welcome in restaurants after ICE ordered food at a restaurant, ate it, then arrested restaurant employees, and ICE believes this is someone else's fault, do I have that right?

Good. I don't give a shit if people think it's performative or late to the game or whatever. Every damn celebrity in the country should be using their platform to push back against fascism.

Did you hear the one about the guy who tried that new dating app Zippo? He couldn't find a match.