apparently other things can come up too, I’m glad that was all you meant

matt. no.

mucil hive rise up

I do it once in the morning before my coffee with a glass of water in between

literally turned around and walked out the door because I won’t even listen to the real version, who’s got time for bad acoustic versions of already bad songs

only thinking of it because I heard an even worse version of it in a bar tonight but it makes my skin crawl- Ocean Avenue by Yellowcard 🤢

I HAVE BEEN CHOSEN BY NIELSEN

ngl this genuinely feels like winning the lottery 👀

with all due respect, Grimey, you’re wrong about the beards

I never found it so it’s possible it was someone else who wrote it but “ranking character death likelihood by hat silliness” seemed like a singularly “you” thing

well I haven’t turned it off if that’s what you’re implying!

alas the internet is dead and nothing good remains

just turned on the tv, saw Idris Elba walking down the street and immediately clocked the movie as Takers because he was wearing a silly hat. then spent 20 min looking for the (I assume) @briancgrubb.bsky.social review that ranks the characters’ likelihood of death by the silliness of their hats.

maybe both!

I think a 7 game Nuggets-Spurs series could fix me.

catching up on all the USA “Characters Welcome” shows I missed. I love that they were like “yeah we’ll get you whatever guest stars you want” and Psych went and got every pop culture icon that would say yes and then Burn Notice was like GET US EVERY ACTOR THAT EVER APPEARED ON THE SHIELD EVER

Inner Circle playing their 2 hits for the Heat halftime show was perfection, no notes

came to see the Nets play in Miami and happy to report even in this year of our tank my mother still has one Nets player she hates irrationally and who causes her unlimited anguish

if this includes Brooklyn I gotta throw an honorable mention to the Court St. Popeyes. once while I was waiting for my food a brawl broke out in the upstairs seating area and a chair was thrown over the railing and landed a few feet from me and everyone just went about their business

I was a shithead teenager when I saw Contact in the theater expecting a cool alien movie and then it was just Jodie Foster’s dad and I can still tap into that rage today if I need to. (it may be a good movie to Adult Me but I will never give it the chance.)

I was just saying I have no idea where this man came from as if he appeared out of thin air to be in every commercial

so happy I bought Dropkick Murphys tickets 4 months ago. it is the show I need right now. I am going to sing at the top of my lungs and it is going to feel so good.

this prompt unlocked a memory of when we had Walt Weiss Day in high school

I really wanted to find a gif of Tom Lennon saying “the Rolling Bears?” on The State but if it ever was findable on the internet before it sure isn’t now that google doesn’t work anymore

maybe I’m losing my mind but I’m starting to think Egor Demin feels like an actual star in the making

thank goodness for the NBA which allows me to feel things other than mad and sad

this is the correct answer

in case anyone was wondering if the Gotham Sports app is somehow worse than the old YES app this is what happens when I try to watch the Nets or the Knicks now

I truly believe that Ian Eagle makes all of his announcing partners so much better, everyone steps up their game just from having worked with him. legend.

this is a Danny Wolf fan account now. awoo.

the lolgiants just made me literally lol