Angine de Poutine:

Will is back! WILL IS BACK!!! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!!

I don't actually know any of the names of the contestants this year, they're all the same. Idiot, idiot, idiot, Karishma, idiot, idiot with long hair, idiot #theapprentice

This show has gone downhill ever since they stopped giving the winners prizes and the loser's café went upmarket #theapprentice

They've all got phones, can't they just Google or Bing the things they don't recognise? #theapprentice

"Iguanadon? Is that the app you use to order at Las Iguanas?" One of the candidates, presumably #theapprentice

Why?

"Sailing plays a huge part in the place I'm sending you to next: the Strait of Hormuz"

#theapprentice

they literally renamed the entire company after this

These ghouls are so afraid of the fact of illness and death. They cannot handle grief, or loss, or the most human kind of pain. They’re cowards from head to toe and should be mocked accordingly.

Me coming out with the 2018 era bangers

Guess I'm not getting that parcel then

im way less joking than yall would like to think

That kid cutting grass at the White House.

JOIN MY COALITION!

Now presenting: The Oscars, the Matt Berry cut 🎬

OBAA won the most awards out of the two, so based on that it deserves to win Best Film. Both great movies though. Cinema is the true winner

You're damn right it did!

The great thing about having Conan O'Brien as #Oscars host is that it just feels like an extended Simpsons episode

It's been a fun couple of weeks though. Looking forward to binge watching all the films again next year

I've taken a risk on the best actor/actress awards, simply because Wagner and Rose are the most attractive nominees