Sandwiching SO HARD. Solidarity.

I believe my child has played two (Elder Scrolls & Cyberpunk).

What if he used enough THC and could hear electricity. 🤣🤪🤣😘

I…… have questions. Not about that scenario. I can see that playing out in technicolor. How much weed is dad doing that he knows better?? Has FL Changed him (lost to Fox😱)??

Love a good contranym!! Cleave (cling to / split apart), dust (add or remove fine particles).

I finally caved and looked at the clue. I did feel better that it was the least-guessed word in the statistics. And mad that I didn’t come up with it.
Did you get yours?

The job of government is three words: make life better.

NOT:
make life worse

make billionaires richer

make us angrier

make us sicker

make voting harder

Make life better or leave us the hell alone.

Someone hacked the crosswalks to say "Fuck Trump. Trump murders children." ✊🏼

Would you rather be cubed or coned?

There is one scene that still haunts me and I cannot rewatch. I should remember that fast forward exists. #SympatheticVomiter

What is bananas is this is a HARD STOP for some blood banks. Because IF you can have babies AND they don’t know your blood type it defaults to O-. But if you are a dude it defaults to O+. So the literal argument is what if they give a transman O+ and FUTURE fetuses die/waste O- on a transwoman. 🤷‍♀️

As of tonight, licenses of trans people across Kansas are being invalidated en masse, enabling the overnight criminalization of an entire group of people for going about our lives. It’s often said you never know when you’re living through history, so let me assure you: that’s what’s happening now.

I'm enraged

😲 This is THE most amazing thing I've seen this year. (And that's saying something!)

A ResistDance retelling of ICE murdering Renee Good & Alex Pretti enacted through dance‼️😭

Performed by First Amendment Troop in DC. 🤍

SquareOne gave me math skills I still use!

#Sold

BLOCK them.

Ms. Cohen is getting to the heart of the matter.

Archaeologists: D.C. Capitol May Have Once Been Used For Legislating WASHINGTON—Calling the discovery the “clearest proof yet” of how the U.S. government was originally designed to function, archaeologists published new evidence Thursday that suggests the Capitol build...

“Thanks to our latest findings, we now know that early citizens of the United States had a more nuanced system of government than previously thought,” said Professor Lee Somers, director of the site excavation

Intuit made me nervous when they did not get why 2FA with the same cell phone number could NOT link my personal taxes - which my husband also has access to - with the entire company’s time cards. Two different emails, just the same cell.
FWIW I used FreeTaxUSA last year and had a good experience.

NYC Comptroller Brad Lander: "I don't think the line for the [Democratic] party right now is between progressives and moderates; I think it's between fighters and folders."

Also me: notices an OOO message on one of the email recipients, but sends anyway.
Me 10 seconds later: oh a response to that email already wow!

Happy Mother’s Day! 🌸

Parenthood is not a strategy to save GDP or influence the country’s demographics.

It’s your choice, and should be supported as such.

Did this in August. No pants. Waterproof pad on the couch. Bathroom door open, light on, lid up. Barely make it. Highly encourage using barrier cream / ointment before you think you need it - nothing that says “cooling” because that is code for menthol and you will be Very Sad. #RealFriendsOvershare

Growing up my kiddo plastered one section of our bathroom wall with stickers - lots of name tags from camps and post-dental exam prizes. But even a few years ago at 14ish when we talked about renovating the bathroom he had a panic attack thinking it would be destroyed. “Not autistic” but neurospicy.

I like telling authoritarians where to shove it in multiple languages

Rainbow count for the day: three. A solid way to enter the weekend.

Best tweet of the year so far.