i really liked their sources newsletter but they haven't updated it in more than a year :(

*staring at pants, embarrassed* o-oh this isn’t semen. i suffer from incontinence..

i'm in the archives researching things of no importance

You don't have to read Marx to be a communist. You have to read my substack.

am i the only one that LOVES being a cog in the machine 🙋‍♀️

i wish to learn your indigenous ways, bro

chinese people be having names like Dinga Ling. bro you're penis

"Take another step.. if you dare."

“I wasn’t planning on stopping. You took everything from me and now you will pay."

they went hard asf when they came up with poop and pee back to back like that

tag a bloke destined to define eras and change history, who will be remembered for millennia to come

*releases cockroach from palms like a dove*

my penis doctor said i have the strongest foreskin he has ever seen

study this 👇

The Führer is currently enjoying his playtime.

shut your adorkable ass up bro

the power of dialectics allows me to move objects with my mind

vincent van cock cutting off his penis during a mental breakdown

chinese king arthur lifting a wok from the ground

this melatonin ain't shit!
1 hour later: honk shoo 🛏️😪🌉

Hitler-san, this is a katana that has been passed down in my family for generations. I want you to have it.

why the long face bro?

i am giving up my chud son to be the omelas kid

Hitler Fact number 4:
Hitler was created in 1939 to destroy the world

Argh! My penis is about to explode...!

they beat me off at the sperm bank

he jacks his bushy tree

a true comedian slips on a banana peel even when no one is watching

poop is an acronym. it actually stands for people of outstanding power

fuck you and your well-reasoned arguments

using a wok to defend myself during a home invasion