Caveman style

That’s exciting congratulations 🎈

shrek from shrek is smiling and looking at the camera with a serious look on his face . ALT: shrek from shrek is smiling and looking at the camera with a serious look on his face .

One like and I’ll jerk off tonight

FRIDAY 🥳🤵🏽‍♂️

Who knew there was so much science behind this haha thank you for the information I’m intrigued and very interested in this now lol

I’ve never thought about that. I wonder if the bigger one hangs lower haha 🤣

Haha glove up

But I’m a soft top too and a muffin top as well lol 😂

Oh that’s what they mean? I thought they meant like ice cream 🍦 or cold foam lmao 🤣

Does he come with the apartment?

barack obama is sitting in a chair making a funny face and asking why tho ? ALT: barack obama is sitting in a chair making a funny face and asking why tho ?

Half of our staff called out today like wtf?! Why didn’t anyone tell me, I would have called out too! Am I not part of the cool kids group anymore 😭😩

Happy belated birthday 🎂

Can’t believe I get to do life with this handsome man everyday #mcm #gay

Then fucking?

Hey 👋

Let’s go 🙌🏻 I’m ready

I’ll have whatever you’re having 👌🏻

Thank you sir 😃 you too!

I’m doing good! Glad it’s the weekend 🥳

Thank you 😊

Hi ☺️how are you?

Good morning stud I hope you have a good day 😊

Happy birthday stud 🥳

Lucky you!! I’m jealous. A full day of work and then the weekend begins for me.

So glad it’s Friday. We made it 🥳🙌🏻

Happy Friday! You ready for the weekend?

That usually doesn’t happen to me but last night I had separate work dreams 🤣

Agreed! Way too long

Happy Friday