I have no respect whatsoever for anyone who tries to sound smart by adding superfluous syllables to words that are perfectly suited to their given purpose on their own. It's dumb, knock it off.

Finally the generic-standard psychedelic, mawkish-yet-ghoulish greeting card this stupid holiday deserves.

Wherefore Art Though, Military Coup? (or, Is Trump Dying?) You may have seen some chatter about U.S. military generals getting fired by Trump for refusing to comply with some of his utterly insane…

Where's that confounded military coup to finish off Trump already, not paywalled:
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Your Lovely News Of The Half-Hour, from Europe's BrowserGate.

Trump and the Tomorrow War You know, I’ve seen a lot of bullshit from this hopelessly failed country in my day, but we watched The Tomorrow War last night and it’s…

The Tomorrow War as the zenith of military propaganda, not paywalled.
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No Kings And The Broken Left What No Kings was/is never going to accomplish: - Get politicians to do the right thing about anything - Convince leftists that the…

A few words on No Kings and the divide on the left, not paywalled.
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I doubt they need much help in that regard.

And that's why well-off anti-socialist liberals are as inherently bad as MAGAs. Their idea of social justice is minorities getting minimal representation at the highest power levels, not every citizen having the same basic privileges (food, shelter, the wherewithal to work on their dreams) as them.

Go Touch Grass So today, finally, Matt Taibbi took a break from “random reporting on free speech issues that sounds suspiciously like support for hate…

In which I comment on Matt Taibbi and the current state of political leadership, meaning the complete lack thereof. Not paywalled.
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"This is your brain on pedophilia."

I started a dating site for chickens. It's not my normal day job. I'm just doing it to make hens meet...

Here you go, kids: Overwork due to capitalism causes Alzheimers, reports The Telegraph.
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You can kill these things with a shotgun.

Bird losses are accelerating across North America, particularly in farming regions where agriculture is most intensive Since the 1970s, the U.S. has lost billions of birds. We now know that those losses aren't just growing—they are accelerating in places with intensive human activity, particularly where agriculture an...

phys.org/news/2026-03...

:)

That's nothing compared to the celebrations we'll see when this lunatic becomes plant food.

Winter is finally leaving. Unlike the 230,000 people who've ended their own lives so far this awful, terrible year, you've survived. You aren't expected to accomplish anything else.

In the words of Samuel Adams, the people have largely become "tributary slaves" without any real representation.

Every single fucking thing about this timeline feels so false and broken. Most people are just waiting for someone to pull the fire alarm so all humanity can stampede out the doors to hunt down the rich and smash everything in sight while Alice Cooper's "School's Out" blares from the car speakers.

Al Capone Would Have Laughed at Donald Trump (And Taken All His Money) I noticed last week that a few users of Polymarket made a lot of money by predicting that Trump would attack Iran just hours before it…

Not paywalled: Al Capone Would Have Laughed at Donald Trump (And Taken All His Money) medium.com/p/al-capone-...

I still want to get a few guys with VPNs together and go on 4chan and convince the MAGAs that the FBI is investigating a group of actual LGBTQIA werewolves going berserk in Arkansas. I swear to fucking God I could make it happen.

MTG is the Leah Remini of MAGA.

Nearly all the surviving mammals on earth are either humans or animals that are specifically raised for humans to eat. That's not indicative of an "intelligent dominant species," it's further proof that humans are led by a tiny predatory minority that never thinks about long-term consequences.

It's normal to manage your anger over Trump by yelling at citizens who couldn't vote for people like this. But it's not normal to refuse to criticize the party whose only selling point is being less obvious than the Republicans about their total contempt for "middle class morality."

punch their face on every stressed syllable

Per The Mirror: Black zones indicate where 75% would perish if all-out nuclear war broke out (determined by "radiation absorbed doses," destructive energy units).
But no, it definitely isn't time to pull a January 6th on Trump's White House, nothing to see here, just keep working and shopping.

Thought this was funny. Before I list this for sale and forget about it, this book, The Anxious Enquirer, written in 1834, was apparently owned by an agnostic, who wrote this criticism of the Bible at the bottom of the last page in pencil: "One of the greatest books of nonsense ever written. Amen."

The entire millennial identity is being prepared and groomed for a version of the world that stopped existing by the time we reached it

we slammed into a horizon painted on a brick wall like fucking looney tunes

I almost forgot, did you notice how Trump said the word "affordability," like it made him physically sick to spit it out? We are ruled by cannibal fucking pedo ghouls.

Ladies and gentlemen, the George W Bush of shitlibs.