Liberals unironically believe this

Interesting

I can't believe the poor little innocent humanitarian middle eastern democracy, Israel, is airstriking Syria. This must be some sort of mistake, as it is utterly inconsistent with Israel's behavioral history.

Gavin Newsom's super innovative and exciting plan for affordable housing is a web portal that lets developers bid on projects haha. Just more neoliberal garbage. Build socialized housing. It's really not that hard.

This is what winning looks like. You wouldn't understand.

Mass organization and mobilization efforts outside of the broken political system? That just wouldn't be the right way to do things.

Norms 👏 and 👏 rules 👏

Me when I see the exam questions

Me on May 5th 2026 when Fetterman has another one

Fuck yeah let's nominate him for president

Me when I get a 7 day Reddit ban for wishing death upon Rupert Murdoch:

Reviving Lenin

Yessssss more neoliberal ghouls please! That's definitely the solution!

Remember kids, leftists are simultaneously irrelevant and do not need to be appealed to but also a powerful enough voting block to swing national elections.

Well that doesn't seem in line with the lawyer banter. We were having fun, weren't we, Roxanne?

I'll file a motion to exclude them and win because I'm quite simply that good.

Nah, I'm gonna be a great lawyer.

Scouring my profile now? There's some good shit further back.

Maybe if you voted just a little harder, Kamala would've won. You just didn't vote hard enough.

Resorting to gifs because you cannot respond

Seems like you do care what a leftist thinks considering liberals keep blaming us for Trump's election, including you right now lol.

Wow, you're right! The Democrats were so successful that they got elected overwhelmingly this last election!

Only one of us crying here and it isn't me haha

I know the extent of your political activism is "voting for harm reduction." The fact that a fascist won the popular vote should inform you of how well the "vote for the lesser evil" strategy paid off. Hope you guys are proud.

You seem upset at your complicity in getting a fascist regime elected. Maybe you shouldn't have supported a party platform that never improved things and made people so frustrated at the establishment and the status quo that they voted for a fascist simply because he presented as anti-establishment

"Her best to minimize suffering" lol. Yes, small business tax credits and another $20 trillion to Israel would have solved everything. The fact that you buy this shit instead of demanding better is why things never get better and why discontent brewed to the point people elected a fascist.

Sounds like you got what you wanted. Allow the Democrats to take your vote for granted so they feel comfortable chasing the Republicans right to the point where the only opposition candidate to fascism is a garbage neoliberal committing genocide. You and every other moderate liberal did this.

If you cared about stopping fascism, you would've demanded better from the Democrats so we didn't reach a point where a fascist gets elected because people's only other option is the "lesser evil." Now the Dems are going along with the fascist's agenda, as liberals tend to do when fascists win.

Instructor asks if there are any other questions.

No one says anything for a few seconds.

Instructor is about to dismiss class.

Random person: "Yeah, I have a question."

Fuck you.

Of course his name is fucking "Buckley"