Palantir are about six months away from ordering their employees to leave audio logs scattered around their offices

I like bluesky because it feels so much like tumblr

1. barely works
2. userbase is annoying (affectionate)(not that affectionate)
3. being queer on here feels like I’m actively participating in ruining some tech company’s investment

Catching up on Endfield story and uh
Hey~

For those of us who never used all of our Bluesky invite codes before they went away, they should be turned into uninvite codes where we can delete accounts of our choice

Sometimes both
It's never neither

ignore me filling my rocket raccoon art quota

“If you use <insert grammatical pet peeve here> then I know your writing was done by AI.”

Cool, and if you use AI paranoia to try and shame a writing style you don’t like, then I know you’re a bit of a cunt.

Bowser, #1 Dad 🔥

So uh
That new One Piece chapter, huh?

trans people: im trans
society: okay
fisher main in ffxiv: haha yeah we got 30 yottaseconds to the blungusfish window and then it wont come back until 12 celestial revolutions lol. you have to jerk your penis to catch it

Dragalia Lost being shut down was a tragedy.
I found a private setup for it but lost it with the phone swap. Might need to grab it again I miss the goobers.

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death of the author is intended as a framework for literary analysis that entails disregarding paratext and the intentions of the creator in order to create an "objective" analysis of a text.

it's not intended as a way to absolve yourself of guilt for financially contributing to a creator who sucks

Absolutely devastated to hear about Sora. I knew things were already pretty shaky but to hear that the franchise lead just up and collapsed like that makes me afraid that we'll never see KH 4.

(Nomura please more screenshots I need news 😭)

The tiny computer is too needy -- where are you, why haven't you downloaded my app, can we go shopping now, I'm going to die in 42 minutes unless we go home, etc.

calvin's dad meme Calvin's Dad: Playing a video game? Let me show you something interesting about final bosses. The two types of final bosses are Final Exam and Victory Lap. All of them fall into these two categories: Asriel Dreemurr? Victory Lap. Sword Saint Isshin? Final Exam. Calvin: Yeah... Calvin's dad: Giygas? Victory Lap. The Boss? Final Exam. Despite being difficult to get through without crying, the Nier Automata credits are a Victory Lap.

I had a vision

Picture of Chuck Norris smiling with feet up. Overlay text: "Chuck Norris fought gay marriage. Gay marriage won."

the "how ppl with blue eyes look at you" meme drawn over as the doorman from deadlock.

how people with blue eyes look at you before they send you to the baroness

#deadlock

Naptime 💤🌙 #Deadlock

REM deadlock sketch
[ twitch.tv/genczilla ]

lmao the eurovision mascot is so ugly I literally screamed at this reveal

People forget this but Chuck Norris jokes were originally Mr. T jokes. I don't know why that changed but clearly the world would have been better if it hadn't

#pokemonmysterydungeon #pmd

Doing Archipelago runs with my roommate has been some of the most fun I've had playing games recently. Everyone being able to play their own thing but help each other out is such a blast, what an awesome program.

When you're waiting for the party to actually start the queue.
#deadlock #rem

I got death threats for even referring to pronouns existing in the Wonderlab video and knowing that those people are consigned to screaming their bigotry into the void is very satisfying. One of the few things I can say Youtube does extremely well.