WHOSE MINE IS IT, ANYWAY?

The game in which every ceasefire is made up and the economy doesn't matter.

The Strait of Hormuz is open, but only if you succeed at a DC 25 Bluff check against the guard, followed by a DC 28 Disable Device check to clear the mines. If successful, you delay, by five rounds, the patrols at encounter markers E, F, and G on Map 7, who converge on the location...

three fiddy and a Big Mac combo

I mean, I'd visit; just go into it with eyes open!

McBarge 2021 Update YouTube video by Bright Sun Films

Caveat emptor!
youtu.be/dsyBznAHBEw

If Taotao doesn't get a nod for the next Second Chance, we riot, right? I mean, really.
#Jeopardy

Why does every picture of Japan look like it's either from the distant past or a distant but desirable future?

Elon fanboy script kiddies

Some say "vibes coding" is a trendy way to describe using AI to write applications but apparently no it's just throwing a Coochblaster 9000 onto a keyboard and whatever it manages to type gets checked into the codebase.

Are male allies invited?
Asking for ~~a friend~~ me.

I should throw it all away and open a music-themed intimate apparel shop called Did You Have To Let It Lingerie

I know you're old enough to make that joke, and I'm old enough to get it, but does everyone else need to know that? 🤣👴

first comes the pump...

it's still really useful on controller

1️⃣ DoW/DoM gear sets
2️⃣ tank-specific macros (targeting markers, waymarks, ready check)
3️⃣ DoH/DoL gear sets
4️⃣ unused

"Apparently, he found comedy in the tragedies of others, and condemned countless thousands to death for his own amusement."

Time for another "1990s Video Game Villain, or 2020s Political Figure?" quiz. #FFXIV

Paying my income taxes feels especially egregious this year.

Give Ryan Gosling every possible acting award for Project Hall Mary. All of them. My goodness.

As one of those players, I am both excited and terrified.

First blooms of another spring.

An earnest plea to the holder of the football. Get in a car with any remaining sane Secret Service guys and disappear somewhere. Hide out under Cheyenne Mountain. Fade into the forests of the Cascades. Seek asylum in Canada. Whatever. Do not let this deranged oompaloompa end the damn world.

curses parole judges
🤝
sentence enhancers

Do your homework. 😜

Something tells me they're not going to try "Phrase and Spoonerism" again. #Jeopardy

I mean, who *wouldn't* have guessed Ka$hM0ney69 was his password.

I just met a flamboyant sword fighter who spoke only in indistinct vowel tones.

He's a schwashbucklər.

Man, this sure is the season of talking myself out of right answers. 😞 #LearnedLeague #LL108

We need League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, but for song characters. Jack and Diane have a son, Johnny, who meets Gina in the diner where she works all day, etc. All jukebox musicals become canon to the single, unified, overarching universe, of course. (Yes, even American Idiot and Interstella 5555.)

It didn't change the outcome of the match, but I'm still annoyed that I talked myself out of *another* correct response yesterday (Q2).
#LearnedLeague #LL108