My brother has a 4 year old and when he hears the crinkle of a bag of snacks in his car he automatically puts his hand out for the “dad tax”. So the other week he was on a business trip and his coworker opened a bag of M&Ms and my brother dad taxed him and didn’t realize he did it until hours later.
I assumed your original reply was referring to Catholics automatically saying “and also with you” or the standing up and sitting down at mass. Now I’m reaffirmed in my resolve to never send my kids to catholic school because that sounds insane.
New gender neutral bathroom just dropped!
They really are just doing Nazism down to the obsession with building extremely kitsch, gargantuan monuments that rips off much better architecture without understanding anything about what makes the originals artistically interesting
Share this with your friends who use ChatGPT to answer questions (and are fucking stupid and dumb)
2016: we can’t require professors to use someone’s correct pronouns. That’s an attack on freedom of speech!
2026: well of course we banned Joan of Arc from the curriculum. She’s a cross dresser and that’s too much for our literal adult students to comprehend.
Living under authoritarianism is horrible, but I feel a certain grim satisfaction that every centrist who bought the idea that people on the left disapproving of things was a threat to free speech has been exposed as a total mark.
I'm fascinated by smart glasses because for like 2 decades now companies have been trying to make them happen in spite of the fact that they have extremely limited utility, major legal issues, no one seems to be asking for them at all, and on top of that they always look like THIS
Image from the show futurama where the character Kif says “I find the most erotic part of the woman to be the boobies”
I was explaining the Avignon Papacy to my brother yesterday and I said “France wanted to make their own Vatican… with blackjack and hookers.”
Damn they want to put a lot of data centers in rural Ohio. They are so cooked
You absolutely SHOULD NOT go around telling people that data centers are full of gold, silver, palladium, copper, and that the data centers are almost entirely unstaffed.
Against all the grass that Nature can conjure, all the wickedness that weeds can produce, we will send unto them... only you. Rip and tear, until it is done
Salute to an all-time tweet
I'm not joking when I say mRNA technology is more important than "AI" and it's a tragedy we're throwing billions into one while our government is aggressively defunding the other.
Why do the Japanese like their buns askew (2026)
🎶who can it be now🎶
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isn't not doing shit like this half of what sun tzu talks about?
It’s an absolute outrage that someone so unreliable has been put in charge of the vital work of Female Body Inspection
A text from my dad saying "Frogs 🐸 are out. Spring is here!"
I needed to hear this today
"hi can you recommend any super cheap, ethically made clothes that will last forever and make me feel like a swaddled little baby while also making me look like a super attractive, stylish man, yet take no time or effort to acquire? this is social media, so pls just drop a link."
Looks like they got the new RFK jr health recommendations. Roadkill and no carbs.
One bologna leather please. And extra mulch
Is Sun Tzu pissed that people still can't get the basics correct or pleased that his failson war checklist is still relevant?
Me when I exercise: yeah i bet i could do a triathlon if I really trained.
Me two days later when the muscle soreness hits: write my mother… I shan’t recover from my injuries.
Trying to explain St Augustine to the pope, the former head of the Augustinian order, who wrote his doctoral thesis on Augustine, on his way back from celebrating mass at the Basilica of St Augustine in Annaba, Algeria, overlooking the site where Augustine lived is peak Adult Catholic Convert.