Discovered! The missing part of the Descarte quote ...

I think. Therefore I am ... NOT a Republican. 🤣

(political parody)

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Can You Solve The Puzzle?
It's A Place 🤣

˙znɯɹoH ɟo ʇɥƃıɐɹʇS :∀

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Following Melanie's Press Conference Regarding Epstein, tRump Plans To Fire Her As First Lady ... & Replace Her With Lindsey Graham.

AI Assisted Political Parody

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tRump Depicted Himself As Jesus In A Post.

If tRump Rises After 3 days, I'll Believe. If Not, Oh Well.

Are you a believer?
Does your doctor dress like that?

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Music-Lying 9 to 5-Bucky Goldstein, public domain, fair use

LEADERSHIP?

Some Gave All

One Had Bone Spurs!

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(Music clips - Thank You Veterans - Rob Kaye, public domain, fair use)

YOUR MICHIGAN WOLVERINES ARE THE NCAA 2026 MEN'S BASKETBALL NATIONAL CHAMPIONS!

][V][ #GoBlue!

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(Music clips - We Are The Champions, Queen - The Victors, public domain, fair use)

HAPPY APRIL FOOLS DAY!

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Lady Wolverines Advance To The Women's NCAA Basketball Tournament Elite Eight "De-feeting" The Louisville Cardinals 71-52

For the first time in Michigan's history both the Men & Women programs have advanced to the Elite Eight in the same season

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Bad news for you.
We DO have the Epstein files.

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(Music - No Kings In America - Blue Patriot, public domain, fair use)

Michigan Rolls The Tide
Elite Eight Bound!
Wolverines 90
Alabama 77

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(Music - The Victors)

When the people in charge finally have to wait in the line they built...
✈️👀

Comment where you are from & how long have you had to wait?

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(Music-What's Up America?-Martin Kerr, fair use)

Former Ohio State Football Player Admits To Robbing 9 Banks
www.cleveland.com/nation/2026/...

Poking fun at Gus Johnson's World Famous, THEE Ohio State Buckeyes
🤣

You spot 3 Ohio State Buckeye players in a car.
Who's driving?

THEE police of course! 🤣

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Who Will Dance With Me When It Finally Happens?

#creatorsearchinsights
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#Dance
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(Music - Do You Want To Go Party - KC & The Sunshine Band, in public domain, fair use)

Michigan Routs Ohio State 7-3 To Win The 2026 B1G Hockey Tournament Championship!

The Wolverines Swept the Buckeye 4-0 this season.

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#Michigan Punches Its Ticket To The #Sweet16 Defeating The #SaintLouis #Billikens 95-72

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Next up: Michigan #Wolverines vs TBD (Texas Tech or Alabama)
United Center, Chicago, IL
Friday 3/27/26, TBD

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PHOENIX SKIPS SPRING

On the first technical day of Spring, Phoenix goes directly to Summer with record breaking 100 degree temperatures.

Even the dog is melting.

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#Heat
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Music - The Heat Is On, Glenn Frey, public domain, fair use

BISON BURGER

The Michigan Wolverines Devoured The Howard Bisons 101-80 In The First Round Of The #NCAAMensBasketballTournament2026

Next Up: Saint Louis Billikens
KeyBank Center, Buffalo, NY
Sat, 3/21/26, 12 Noon ET (CBS)

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#Michigan

NO MAGA CULT MEMBERS ALLOWED IN HEAVEN
(AI narration by Morgan Freeman)

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Music - Angel There - Cynthia Loggins Thomas, public domain, fair use

The #Michigan #Wolverines Move On To The B1G Men's Basketball Tournament Final, Extracting Revenge, Defeating The #Wisconsin #Badgers 68-65

#BIGMensBasketballTournamentFinal
Sunday, 3/15/26, United Center, Chicago
3:30pm ET CBS

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B1G Men's Basketball Tournament 2026

The Wolverines advance to tomorrow's semi-finals defeating OSU
(1 pm ET, United Center, Chicago, CBS)

FINAL
Michigan 71
Ohio State 67

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If you could say only five words or less to this 34 time convicted felon, what would you say?
#ConvictedFelon
#Epstein
#Iran
#Gas
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#Viral2026
#Immigration
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(Music- Rise Up - Protyus A Gendher, public domain, fair use)

The War In Iran Is Not Working. They're Still Talking About Epstein.

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#War
#Epstein
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TRUMP FIRES DHS SECRETARY KRISTI NOEM

#KristiNoem
#DHS
#Fired
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(Voice AI Assisted)

THE IRANIAN WAR JUST HIT YOUR WALLET!

Are you seeing the jump at your local pump? Drop your city & the price below so we can track the spread. Stay safe.

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EPIC FURY

BREAKING NEWS:
Trump Starts War With Iran.
3 American Soldiers Killed, 5 Injured.

We now return you to regularly scheduled programming: The Epstein Files.

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LIES

tRump told Americans that the Iranian nuclear program was obliterated in his first attack in 2020

If at first you don't succeed ... lie, lie again!

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#Lies
#War
#Epstein
#Distraction
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(Music-Mavrik 9 & Nova Kaine- Enough Is Enough, public domain, fair use)

UNDECLARED WAR

2026 Nobel Peace Prize Goes
Out The Window As tRump
Wages War On Iran

American Lives May Be Lost

Are you willing to sacrifice your sons and daughters?

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(Music - Edwin Starr - War, public domain, fair use)

Give Yourself Time

Please be patient with me. God is not through with me yet.
~ The Chocolate Oracle

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#Patience
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(Music based on Albertina Walker - Please Be Patient With Me, public domain, fair use)

THE COVERUP

MISSING
FBI EPSTEIN
302's

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DIVINE INDIGESTION

Every Time tRump Tells A Lie, An Angel Loses Its Lunch

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(Music - Joe Nester - Come Out, public domain, fair use)