finally tasted fondant. it's vile

the problem with going to sleep on a sunday is that you time travel directly to work

ice is opening up a facility in nj not far from me.

fuck this, i'm so tired

i'm so depressed at the 2xko news. i genuinely like the game

can we retire the phrase "proud american"? our default state now should be embarrassed. or outraged. certainly not fucking proud, though

increases to the minimum wage are great and all but when's the maximum wage kicking in?

i just solved a rubik's cube blindfolded. the world is a nightmare, but at least i have this

i hate snow but not as much as i hate ice

execute all ice members

i'm not big on anthems before sporting events, but given that it's a thing, why can't people just sing the melody normally? it's so tacky to add all these embellishments

my new years resolution is to stop buying books (because i already own over 100 books i haven't had time to read yet)

i read 55 books this year so i should be set for 2026

i am the master of arriving at the pharmacy exactly when they close for 30 minutes for lunch

a book opened to chapter 25 on a table in a dark room with a lit candle inches away

lost power. nothing to do but read by candlelight

#booksky

"In 1799, the first scientists to examine a preserved platypus body judged it a fake made of several animals sewn together."

yeah, that tracks

like how do you simultaneously think "we need broad appeal in our game" and also "we should put in the character that produces the most rage per second of any that a human has ever conceived of"

the problem with 2xko is that teemo is in it

the #njdevils aren't even going to make the playoffs are they

john cena casually dropping the word "anthropophagy" in his speech in pluribus is just so good

i am devastated by this franz wagner injury and i've only been a magic fan for two months

i said "what the fuck" out loud even before i saw the capra demon

if they put hecarim in #2xko i'm going to probably never stop playing

the #njdevils have singlehandedly ended my interest in the sport of hockey

the best feature in 2xko is getting to see that your opponent has picked teemo before you commit so you can just stall out and not have to play against teemo

75% of the way into reading my first guy gavriel kay book and like really? everyone fawns over it but it's so shallow

#booksky

explaining to my almost-9yo what sexism is, and he interrupts: "oh like donald trump?"
"yeah, actually, good example. he's kind of everything bad a person can be all wrapped up into one"
"yeah..."
*shared moment of somber understanding*

when i was a kid, my dad told me that the older you get, the more conservative you get. the older i get, though, the more i realize my dad has always been full of shit

an ambiguous child's drawing

i can't tell whether it's a hot dog or a hamburger

watching some thanksgiving football and remembering why i never watch football

3 panels top: Are you reading the books on your TBR? middle: a person begins unsheathing a sword, revealing the message "YES" bottom: the sword is unsheathed further, revealing that the message continues, "YESTERDAY I BOUGHT MORE BOOKS"

this is a picture of me

#booksky

artificial grape flavor is better than actual grapes come at me