Posts by Noah🪐
Stop hitting yourself, stop hitting yourself!
#gamedev #screenshotsaturday
Portal comic. Chell is refusing to drink out of a giant Aperture Science branded hamster bottle. GLaDOS: Do you understand how generous I'm being here? I supplied you with the Aperture Science Heavy-Duty Suck-n-Sip™ because I thought you would LIKE it. I'm being NICE to you. Drink out of the bottle. Drink out of it NOW. GLaDOS: This is ridiculous. Test subjects usually LOVE the Suck-n-Sip™. Why is she being like this? Wheatley: I think she's just angry at you because she's on her period. You know how it is.
(There is a pause) GLaDOS: ... Holy shit. That was a really sexist thing you said just now. Wheatley: WHAT!?????? No! It isn't!!! How is it a sexism thing??? GLaDOS: Periods are often mostly a female human thing. Usually. Wheatley: No, all humans have periods! 100% of them! GLaDOS: No, they don't. Wheatley: You don't know that.
GLaDOS: Yes I... GLaDOS trails off in thought. Wheatley: Anyways, she's VISIBLY on her period. Absolutely dripping blood EVERYWHERE. They look at Chell. She has a nosebleed.
Wheatley and GLaDOS: Eww... Chell wipes her hands on her face, covering them in blood. She starts chasing them with her bloody hands.
Portal 2: The Blood Update
to this day my favorite indie animation series is staying positive in the apocalypse by drue langlois.
it started well over 10 years ago in 2014 and ended in 2024. i always liked how calm and monotone it was despite its setting and when compared to other indie animations around its time.
poker night 3
digital painting of King, a large robot from Captain Wayne, with a vampire's cape and a large wine glass full of a mysterious bubbling teal substance. a little blood drips from the corner of his mouth, and there's a bloodstain on the medallion clasp of his cape.
WHAT IS A CAPTAIN? ⚰️
#captainwayne
CALLING ALL ARTISTS!!! 📣
Have you drawn Captain Wayne fanart? GREAT!!
We're collecting as many pieces as we can for an upcoming post.🎨
Drop some in the replies with the hashtag #CaptainWayne! ⬇️⬇️⬇️
digital illustration of four geometric stylized characters. text: INTO THE LABYRINTH ... DEATH IS A PARTY.
strike a pose
Гэнста для @/phylolint.bsky.social
Эти красавцы принадлежат Мэйсону, но я так и не смог найти его страницу((
Загадочный бро для @/voidarcade.bsky.social
Одноногий красавчик для @/zoeoftheapocalypse.bsky.social
Зомбячка для @/apy216.bsky.social
Трейд с гифтами/некоторыми атаками с артфайта ееее😎))
Этот лил бро принадлежит @/noahrules.bsky.social
no matter how distant we get know we'll always be friends because i'll be too lazy to remove you from my steam friends list
Cemetary
hope this picks up where the last game left off
which one of you bastards is sending me to LA
⚓️MAKE WAY FOR ENDLESS⚓️
New demo OUT NOW!!!
captain-wayne.com
my drawing ability really limits this. i've had such a strong mental image of noodle luigi for so long
noodle luigi i've had in the back of my mind for 4 years now
one of Hugo's hardest combos, unofficially dubbed the "White People at the Movie Theater" combo by a mutual
OUT NOW!
Get it at:
captain-wayne.com
captain wayne demo is fun as all hell. i am not good at it whatsoever but i had the time of my life. movement is nuts, music is nuts, character designs are nuts. im still giddy post-wayne session i can't form words too good, but you gotta become a #WAYNEIAC asap
ORCA ISLE AIN'T READY FOR THIS HEAT.🔥
See you on JULY 10th, 2025.
🔽WISHLIST TODAY🔽
if i ever do go bald i'd just give up and embrace this look
A photo of a Mina the Hollower and Shovel Knight plushies sitting in front of a birthday cake with two lit candles. They're both wearing birthday hats. Mina is looking intently at the cake.
Cheers to 11 years! We're beyond thankful for this incredible adventure thus far. We look forward to the bright future ahead alongside our favorite blue burrower and hollowing heroine!
Watchmen