i believe it

the edmonton oilers have won, with the power of Love

lmao. damn u have me there

i'm gonna beat yr yankee ass in front of yr gf

THE STANLEY CUP HAS APPEARED OVER ROGERS PLACE IN A CLEAR OMEN

the blessed, noble, beautiful and favoured edmonton oilers versus the wretched, fetid and disgraced anaheim ducks

how did marijuana (cool/good) get saddled with the worst culture ever

We should improve society a lot actually

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Cellino & Barnes. When we were kids we had a hand gesture to go along with their phone nulber. But then they changed their phone number. And then one of them went to prison. And then he got out and they teamed back up but then they broke up and started competing firmw. And then they made an award winning play about the breakup. And then one of them crashed his plane and died. So now the hand gesture doesnt really work anymore I used to call the number every now and again, every couple years maybe, to see if they kept it, if it still went through, even after they changed it. It did for a long time. And then one day it didnt. Cellino & Barnes, injury attorneys. Call 454-2020

u can get one as a treat ☝️🤓

but not many

i know this mfer didn't say 'verily, verily '

yr doing a great job 🤗

my body stays dusted with seven unique defensive powders

learn 👇

i am at my limit,

🙌🎶 yes you can 🎶🙌

Palantir released a school shooter manifesto and to keep the public safe the twitchy Nazi fuck drug addict lizard people who wrote it need to be brought to justice

hold fast homie i'm on the way

Taco Bell years of lead menu

The Great "I Was Just Kidding!" Financial Crisis of 202X-2???(?...)

the energy i am bringing to any new data centre construction

bringing cut up oranges to the gunfight for halftime

marked safe ✅ from the hype, personally

An email subject line: Controversial turtle racing; an 8-year chimp war; a new threat to lions

Jungle news

what has jody been up to?

u can say 'je vous aime, beaux chiots' ☺️

counterpoint: i'm normal just unemployed

it's ok i have a bunch