caught my cat drinking out of the toilet so I've been calling her "pissmouth" to shame her

Demand YouTube video by Dir En Grey - Topic

I've had this song stuck in my head for *checking calendar* eleven days youtu.be/rZF3VYM_7dU?...

I've seen those ladies walking out of the store with a five-foot-tall tower of gata. they don't play around

finally managed to get some of the armenian pastries I like from grocery outlet before the old ladies came in and took them all. it's a dog-eat-dog world out there

[weeping gently] the thai restaurant I've been wanting to try but haven't because it's kind of hard to get to just opened a second location right by my house

unusual wife

I got out of bed and found the lovely treat I bought myself yesterday completely covered in ants. I am going to become the joker

it's TIME for zam's birthday party! come have fun!!!!

Tomorrow at 3pm pdt 🖋🎮 I plan on streaming most of the day/evening depending on how many people show up and I might take a break in between but come see my new model + watch me draw silly things and play some games 🎂 twitch.tv/zambicandy

ohhh noooooooooooo............

I think it's sad that ghosts can apparently only communicate with the living by randomly opening cabinets and making chairs roll around. that must be so frustrating for them

anyone wanna try a bite

zammie's drawin stuff tonite!!!!!!!!!

you have no idea how long I've been waiting for this moment

[lying on my bed kicking my feet in the air] I love Dorohedoro

my birthday is coming up pretty soon so I'm not allowed to buy video games for Conflict of Present reasons

my review of the new dir en grey album is "this is Tool" (complimentary)

we might not have much here but what we do have is good-ass taco trucks around every corner

she also told me to avoid "greasy foods like chorizo and barbacoa" which I found oddly specific but upon further reflection does seem very tailored to the demographics of my area

I told the doctor I've been eating a lot of salads lately and she was all "make sure you're eating dark leafy greens and not just iceberg lettuce" and I was deeply offended. what do you take me for

I hate the way tiktok-style voiceovers have zero pause between sentences. it makes me feel like a malevolent wizard is trying to drive me to madness

I didn't have any black olives for my salad so I chopped up some green olives and it feels a little cursed. they are out of their element

injured my toe pretty badly this morning during some high-intensity physical activity (getting out of bed)

zam's makin ART tonight!!!

獣慾 unplugged YouTube video by Astra

here's the unplugged version of juuyoku as a bonus because acoustic versions of loud-ass songs just tickle me
youtu.be/zB4Q0QWuDY8

獣慾 (JUUYOKU) YouTube video by Dir En Grey - Topic

juuyoku (2011)
another *rowdy* one. the lyrics are pretty nasty but you don't need to know that just listen to all the fun sounds
youtu.be/2c-LjPRmap4?...

Dir en Grey - Macabre [Audio/HQ] YouTube video by Lee Ara

MACABRE (2013 Ver.)
they took one of their longest songs and hilariously made it five whole minutes longer and those extra five minutes are exquisite. my #1 favorite song about vore
youtu.be/VUGQjmY9xKk

they called it pokey mon for a reason!! gotta play it POKEY STYLE like nature intended

it is not but I will respectfully bestow it the title of "best song on MISSA"

DIR EN GREY - 脈 - Myaku [PV] [SUB] [HD] YouTube video by direngreyvideoz

myaku (2000)
this one's REAL old and crusty but it was my first love so I have to post it. GORE WARNING because the video's just a little bloody, if you're not into that kind of thing
youtu.be/48zuglMIdvk?...